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Post by Lidia Fairchild on May 7, 2012 18:20:11 GMT -5
Darling Azarius,
How's my favourite Professor keeping? Still as gorgeous as ever? Even if you aren't, I assure you that I still am. I realised only this morning how dreadfully I missed your lessons so I thought I'd get in touch and brighten up your life - goodness knows you need brightening up, what with being surrounded by all those children all the time.
I'm also afraid that you're obliged to come out and buy me a drink sometime. You've always been my favourite Professor and I think my years of paying the utmost attention to you in class should not go unrewarded. And I'll definitely take your mind off of those annoying kids.
Is Friday night alright with you?
Lots of love,
Lidia.
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Post by Azarius Stiger on May 7, 2012 19:03:04 GMT -5
Sweet Lidia,
It has been a while since I've seen you or heard any of your lovely sense of humor. I can't say the time has kept me young so no, I'm not 'gorgeous' as you put it. But you're still young. I'm sure you look lovely.
Then wouldn't you suppose you should be buying me the drink? I mean, since I was your favourite professor I should get something for that title, no? And I really do enjoy my classes and my students, they aren't half as bad as you were. You were a child once too, if I remember correctly.
It's perfect.
Lots of worry -
Azarius |
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Post by Lidia Fairchild on May 7, 2012 19:11:45 GMT -5
Lovely Azarius,
Don't worry, Stiger, I bet you're still gorgeous in my eyes. You're just being modest. Luckily, I don't suffer from the horrible thing - modesty, I mean - so I can confirm that yes, I am still lovely. In fact, I'm even lovelier than I was the last time you saw me. I know that doesn't seem possible, but I assure you it is and you can see for yourself on Friday.
Ah, but wasn't I your favourite ever student? Alright, though - if you bring your sexy arse down to the pub I will buy the first round. You can buy all the rest. Deal?
Mind if I bring Martinsson and Chris along too? I do believe they want to see you. Unless of course you'd prefer it's just you and me. To think of it, I think I'd prefer that myself.
Lots of love,
Lidia.
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Post by Azarius Stiger on May 8, 2012 4:03:31 GMT -5
Sweetest Lidia,
How can one person be so shameless? And why do I feel like you were leering at me as you were writing this? I guess it would seem useless to remind you I don't have relationships with ex-students. How many times have I told you that. 5, 10 times?
You did bring more enjoyment to me and my class. I can't play the favourite card, of course. But deal. I'm only a professor but I'll try to pay off the tab.
I don't mind. I haven't talked to them in a while either. You all are still close as ever, I assume correctly?
As much love as I can give to my ex student,
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Post by Lidia Fairchild on May 8, 2012 10:43:01 GMT -5
Darling Azarius,
It's easy to be shameless. It's a dreadfully exhausting thing, shame. You should rid yourself of it (and all of your clothes) and we can be shameless together. And that's quite alright, not wanting a relationship, my lovely - we can just have a fantastic one-night stand instead. I understand.
I promise I could bring you even more enjoyment now. Oh, you're a sweetheart! And if you run out of money, that's quite alright, I'm sure I'll be able to convince someone else at the pub to buy me a drink. I'm very persuasive.
Yes, we're still close. And I think Friday night will be a fantastic oppurtunity for me to get closer to you.
Love,
Lidia
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Post by Azarius Stiger on May 13, 2012 4:17:48 GMT -5
Sweet Lidia,
I feel like you're behind my back, leering at me.I'm perfectly fine with my clothes on. They're very nice. I'm not twenty-five anymore, Lidia. I don't do one-night-stands. I should be settling down with a wife.
Thank you, and I do remember that trait fondly. Didn't you convince Chris to drink that love potion that one time? Then he was convince that he and Martinsson were meant to be?
I'll ignore the double meaning in that sentence and act like you meant it in a completely innocent manner.
Love,
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Post by Lidia Fairchild on May 13, 2012 10:52:25 GMT -5
Darling Azarius,
I've never, ever liked your clothes. I'm sure you look even better without them on, and I think it's only fair that you get to see what I'm like without mine on. But you don't have a wife, meaning you're fair game.
Yes, that was me. Nobody does persuasive like I do persuasive. I don't think they ever quite forgave me for that one.
Nothing I say to you is meant in an innocent manner.
Love,
Lidia.
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