Devyn Oberlin

[Louis Weasley]

Hey Dev,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I didn't know what to get you, so I ended up getting you a bunch of different shit. Hope you like them. Have an awesome day, and maybe see you later?

Louis

PS - I'll be really hurt and offended if you don't wear the badge...

((Jsyk, Louis spent forever trying to choose her a present that wasn't totally impersonal, but wouldn't look like he was trying to get back with her, haha. What he's got her are a pair of stud earrings, some sort of fiction book (too lazy to think of a specific one, sorry - just assume that it was published after 2012, so it doesn't exist yet. ) and a small cactus plant growing in a pot shaped like an elephant (I have one of these, but no picture of it). A bit ott of him, but it's Louis and it's Devyn, so... Oh, and the card also has a huge badge attached to it, that says 'BIRTHDAY GIRL!'))

[Devyn Oberlin]

Thanks I guess. Never thought I'd actually say this, but you're the best. Cherish that, because I'm probably never going to say it again until my next birthday. Or something.

My day has been shitty so far, but yeah okay, thanks again. I'm ninety-nine percent sure that Damien forgot that it's my birthday... Fucking asshole.

P.S. Are you going to start checking up on me now? Not really sure how else you could find out whether I wore the badge or not. I'll wear the earrings though, so congratulations on that one.

P.P.S. Cannot believe you got me a cactus.

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(OOC - "but it's Louis and Devyn, so" omfg TRUTH. and alright, she's laughing at everything he got her, but in a good way. )

[Louis Weasley]

Dev,

I'll be cutting that sentence out so I can frame it and put it on the wall. I mean, it's what I've been trying to convince people for years - now I just need to show Dom.

Yeah, but let's face it, Damien probably forgets his own birthday. It's nothing personal...

You probably already have plans, but if not, we can hang out later or something? It's your birthday, you probably need to get drunk...

Louis

PS - Of course I'll be checking up on you. To check that you're wearing the badge.

PPS - I was pretty proud of that one, I have to say. Lily got it for me, but I told her what I wanted. And I got the pot.

((OOC - He's being an idiot to cover up how insanely happy he is that they're friends again...))

[Devyn Oberlin]

Let's not get too ahead of ourselves here.

Going to tell him you said that. But what if he's high? Okay, never mind, pretty sure he's high. I don't think he can remember his own name when he's high so I'll let this one go. Except not really because the fucker FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY.

No, I actually have no plans - it's pathetic. And sure, but I'm mildly concerned for the state of your well being considering that you're a total lightweight.

P.S. Looking forward to it, because I won't be wearing it.

P.P.S. You're a keeper.

(OOC - BECCA PLEASE I'M GOING TO CRY OKAY.)

[Louis Weasley]

Dev,

I was making excuses for him, he should be grateful. Is he really high, or are you making it up? If he is, I want to come and watch.

You do have plans, you have plans to hang out with me. We could invite Damien if we were feeling really kind. And anyone else you wanted to invite. But okay, let's get something straight - I actually have no idea where this whole thing about me being a lightweight even came from - I'm not that much of a lightweight!

Louis

PS - I will stick it to your head.

((OOC - He just casually ignored her second PS, because he had no clue how to respond to it and keep it as a joke...))

[Devyn Oberlin]

He's never grateful to anyone, least of all you. I DON'T KNOW, if I was with him right now I could see if he was high but I'M NOT WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. Also if I was with him I wouldn't be whining to you about how he forgot about my birthday.

Fine, if he ever writes to me, I'll ask him if he wants to tag along. Do any of us have Prefect patrol tonight? I'm expecting you to know and keep track of that from now on. Even if we do, I'm not doing it, Vienna can do whatever she wants - it's my fucking birthday. Oh, and there could be other people I would invite, but I just want to hang out with you two idiots. It's been so long.

Wrong. You are certainly a lightweight. I'll be glad to prove it to you tonight if you're that fussed about it.

P.S. Not if you can't find it anywhere in the first place in order to stick it to my head.

[Louis Weasley]

Well, he should be.

Go and find him, kick him for not remembering your birthday, tell me whether he's high or not, then invite him to come and celebrate your birthday with us. Just an idea.

Fuck off. How would you know? You're always too drunk to remember.

Louis

PS - There's a spell called Accio

[Devyn Oberlin]

Well, he's not.

Good plan, except the fucker finally just sent me a letter saying happy birthday. I asked him if he wanted to hang out with us. Happy?

That's what lightweights always say. They convince you that you were too drunk to remember how incredibly drunk they were off half the amount of alcohol you were. However, that is a LIE because I can confidently say that you are a lightweight. That's it. Period. No further arguments required.

P.S. There's a phrase called fuck off.