Dear Marko

[Becky Dashwood]

Yes, I'm leaving this at your place on the breakfast table because this way, I don't have to look at you when I talk to you.

I hope you enjoyed not finding any of your underwear in your drawer this morning. Good luck finding it all. Think of it like a late Easter egg hunt. You might even have fun.

Lots of love, Becky xxxx

PS - I sent one pair to the girl you fancy

[Marko Dashwood]

First of all, young sister of mine, you are absolutely UNHINGED. I really should speak to Mum about seeking medication for your madness when did you become so crazy?

Second of all, you'd never touch my underwear so whatever you've done to it, I doubt I'm getting it back. I there any point in looking, or should I just ask Mum to either go shopping with me or help make some?

Thirdly, why is Eli coming over and not Nate? you had to invite the mental one over

Love,
Marko

P. S. oh shit Who did you send them to? I don't think you know who I may or may not fancy.

P. P. S. Seriously, Becky, why does Eli hate Dad so much now? She never used to it was my job to dislike him and why does nobody tell me things? Dad nearly told me something last summer and then he didn't

P. P. P. S. WHO DID YOU SEND IT TO?

[Becky Dashwood]

I'd rather be crazy than thick.

Okay, whatever, your choice. Means you don't get the fun of searching though, that's a shame. Also, MAKE some? You'd seriously wear homemade underwear? Loser.

Because I invited Eli. Why would I invite Nate? Invite him yourself if you want him to come over.

Lots of love, Becky xxxx

PS - Well, to be completely honest, I didn't really know who you fancied, so I just chose a random selection of girls in your year and sent them each some, assuming it was probably one of them.

PPS - Eli hates Dad? I don't know. Maybe she found out something about him. And nobody tells you things because you're a LOSER.

PPPS - See answer to PS.