DAVID!

[Vera van der Heuvel]

DAVID!

I wish you were still in school, because you'd have a holiday right now and we'd be having fun. But you don't. And you're at work.

Sucks.

I miss you though!

- VERA!!

[David Fell]

VERA

Psh. Be quiet, would you? I'm a lifesaver now, I deserve some respect and I demand that I get it. And if you want a job, you could always be my cleaner or a nanny for Gin and Tonic - this flat is in complete slight shambles at this moment in time, there's marmalade all over the floor and none of my clothes are clean. Considering cleaning up, but I don't think I've reached that point quite yet. I'm sure I can salvage a couple of passable t-shirts.

Ag, just realised I completely forgot to buy anything for dinner. Got to out and get pasta or something.

David.

[Vera van der Heuvel]

DAVID,

No, you're a life saver in training. You're not really allowed to do anything yet, so shut up. By the way, I'm only giving you respect if you save me from a Quidditch accident or something. Ew, no. Doofenshmirtz is difficult to run after as it is. What did you do? Did you forget where the kitchen is again? You're such a boy.

You can make pasta? Why do I not know this?

By the way, I got really drunk and slept with somebody crashed at a friend's house but I told mum I stayed at your place, okay. So if she asks, I was there the whole of last weekend.

Vera ♥

[David Fell]

Veraaaa-Shmeeeera my deeeeear-a,

Actually, I'm allowed to do loads - I can help out with all sorts of things and all of the other Healers think I'm an absolute delight to work with. Well, they haven't said anything, but I'm just going to assume. Do you play Quidditch then? What? How did I not know this? And I think Jake dropped the marmalade. Well, in fairness, it could've been any of us (including me) but Jake's the easiest to blame.

No, but Rupert is fairly savvy in the kitchen. I mean, he doesn't accidentally set things on fire all the time, so he kind of trumps the rest of us. So he's usually our designated chef.

That's a bit NAUGHTY. But alright, I'll say that. If you were really sleeping on the sofa, however, you'd probably have been sleeping with Jake. So it's a good thing you weren't because I don't trust him on that sofa. He has no respect for the don't-have-sex-on-my-sofa rule.

Oh! And how's your lover boy? What's his name again? Sam Si Se SEBASTIAN. Have you made a move yet or are you still hopelessly angling for him?

David.

[Vera van der Heuvel]

David my .. SCHMAVID?? I don't know nothing rhymes with your name, you suck.

Oh, wow, the little helper bee. Very mature. Uh oh, don't go counting your hens until they've laid their eggs? Or is it counting eggs? I don't know, whatever, just don't assume everyone likes you. You're kind of a slob. And weird. And you love cats too much. It's creepy. Oh don't joke, you know I love Quidditch as much as I love designing. DESIGNING! GUESS WHAT! Mum is sending me to Paris for a fashion show prep team! Isn't it amazing? Maybe she'll need Daddy to come and help her looking after everything at home then. Maybe they'll get together, again! This is perfect!

Well Rupert is smarter than you, what do you expect? And cooler. Do you know hot it is that he trains dragons? Very macho.

Is not! It's not like we had a lot of sex. Oh, did Jake finally move in? Then I'm definately coming over. I didn't know there was a no sex on the sofa rule. Oops, I think I broke it. KIDDING.

Lover boy? He is not my lover boy. That would involve something happening between us. And he's fine, just so you know. And I have no intentions of making any moves, thank you very much. He doesn't like me that way.

Vera