shay shay shay

[William Archer]

Shay,

WHAT IS UP LOVELY. Holidays are half over and I've done fuck all. I've just eaten loads of chocolate. I amn't up yet, I'm still in bed 'cause it's only twelve or something which is a truly UNGODLY hour to be even thinking of getting up so I'm writing this to you in bed, under the covers, and the ink splodges are getting fucking everywhere but you can read it, yeah? Just thought I'd catch up with you and you could fill me in on all of your she SHAY-nanigans!

Will.

[Shay Thomas]

Will Will Will,

Lucky for you I can actually decipher your writing even through all the ink smudges! It was tough, but I managed. I feel as though I deserve an award of some type just for that.

Anywaaaaaays, you're actually my number one favorite person right now because shay-nanigans is such a fucking ace term, I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. You are brilliant.

My current dilemma is that Roland is being a prick and not taking me anywhere out of the house because he's a lazy arse like that and just wants to sleep all day. Bloke doesn't understand that I have places to go and people to see and things to do. I've barely been out anywhere during holidays. I'd apparate on my own but I'm still afraid that I'd lose an arm in the process. Or something.

How have you been, babe? Side note - you need to share some of that chocolate with me. This is just unfair.

Love,
Shay xx

P.S. I finally met your friend Neil in Hogsmeade a few weeks back, I never got the chance to tell you before now! He was pretty chill, and when I say chill I mean chill in the "I'm probably going to try to get into your pants in the near future" sorta chill. Other than that, he seems like a good kid. ;)