Nate,

[Eli Pritchard]

Stay out of my car you little arse.

I know it was you. You left your footprints on my windshield and seats. What the fuck were you doing? Do I even want to know?



Love, Eli

PS: I'd take this to your room, but mum thinks I'm sleeping and I don't fee like dealing with her.

[Nate Pritchard]

Not my fault you don't know how to stop your car from getting broken into. I had to prove a point.

Yeah... you probably don't, hey. Would it make you feel better if I said that it wasn't entirely me? The lass next door may have had something to do with my feet going on your wind shield and seats. Oops. She sends you her best, by the way.

Love,
Nate

PS: Fair enough. She's been in a rotten mood all day.

[Eli Pritchard]

Prove a point? You're an idiot, that's all you proved.

Enjoy the rash that'll be popping up pretty soon. Itching powder you arse. Your little friend will enjoy it too.

Also, just to let you know, same place you and your little girl fooled around on, I fucked Fritz there. Enjoy the exchange of germs.

Love, your sister


P.S: She's made at me because I told her Aunt Kate was cooler than her. That's putting it nicely.

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ooc: she's completely and utterly toying with him!

[Nate Pritchard]

No, I proved that you need to lock your car actually.

You put itching powder in your care? Are you insane? Fucking hell, now I'm going to have itching powder on my arse. Thanks a lot. Have fun waking up with no hair tomorrow morning.

Fuck off, Fritz wouldn't fuck you. I would have thought your standards were higher than that.

- Nate

P.S. But it's true. She's just over-reacting.

ooc: hahahaha, don't worry! brother/sister exchanges. gotta love 'em. xD

[Eli Pritchard]

Oh excuse me, I thought it'd be safe and sound in our garage without my little brother fucking with it.

Because I'm not stupid - I knew you'd think you were cool and find some way into my car. Have fun itching your arse at the dinner table. You touch my hair and mum will find your porn magazines and then you'll get to have that lovely talk. Plus, I'll skin you alive, so it's all fair.

Nope, standards are too high actually. We went out riding the other night. He got me high and I thanked him in the funnest way possible.

He's a miracle worker with that tongue I tell you.

Love, Eli



P.S: That's what I told her.


ooc: ah, these two are hilarious

[Nate Pritchard]

Why are you expectations of me so high?

Fuck off, I'm fucking awesome and mum wouldn't give a shit if she found my porn magazines. You know she's probably searched up and down our bedrooms when we out, right? Besides, she's given up on me and I'll just tell her that you're shagging everyone all around Hogwarts. Then we'll see who gets in the most trouble.

He got you high? That wanker. I told him not to. Suppose he really did 'take care' of you then. He's got chlamydia, just so you know. He's too lazy to go see a doctor and I know he doesn't use condoms to stop STD's. So have fun with that.

Bitch.

- Nate

ooc: preach! xP

[Eli Pritchard]

I don't know, foolish me. I thought you were clever.

Make sure you tell her I have about three children and that Caleb is only the father of one of them, too. Let dad know that I was ravished whilst in their bed as well. If I'm going to go out, might as well be a show. How's that song go: "Smile, you'll go out in style". Your drug stash would probably be interesting too.

Good thing Chlamydia doesn't affect the mouth, or i'd be in trouble. I should be grateful that he only went down on me then? And I don't do anything without condoms, baby brother. I know you practice jacking off without one, but I always use them. Even when I'm with Fritz. He's a gentleman when it comes to me, so he always respects my wishes.

U Mad?

Love, Eli.

[Nate Pritchard]

That's a funny joke. Again, over-estimating me.

Okay, I'll make sure to add that. As well as the fact that you're running away because you're pregnant and planning to raise the child as a hippie for whom you'll raise on your income from selling pot. My drug stash is cleverly hidden. Not even you can find it.

You realise that him going down on you doesn't constitute real sex, right? I suppose this is why I'm the Ravenclaw and you're the Slytherin... and fuck off. I don't practice getting off. I actually do it or I have one of your desperate friends do it for me. They all want in my pants, you know. Fritz is the furthest thing from a gentlemen.

Not particularly.

- Nate

[Eli Pritchard]

Don't worry, I'll learn to expect only the most idiotic from you.

Hahahaha, Dad will, and then I'll laugh. You know dad, even if he has to blast your room apart - he'll find it. Just like he found my letters to Caleb and I had those hidden in the ceiling. Oh! Tell him my child's name will be 'runs with wolves' too, while you're at it. Or even 'dances with snakes' since I like snakes better.

It's called oral sex my dear, brother. And as I told you, I don't do anything without condoms, but next time he writes me I'll be sure to tell him that we need to have sex on your bed. He's always up for an adventure, so I know he'll love that idea. You use your own hands so much Nate, that you're starting to grow hair on your palms. Picked up your blanket the other day to help mum do the laundry and I just about cracked it in half. You're disgusting.

See, unlike Fritz, my friends know there are boundaries you don't cross and considering Letty is my only real friend - and I'd never have to worry about her sleeping with you. Mr. Angelesey would cut your dick off and feed it to rabid dogs. So good thing about that. Dodged an awkward bullet there.

So are.

Go make some popcorn and bring it to my room, I'll let you watch my flatscreen.

Love, Eli




ooc: house thread now? Will you make it, I have to head off to bed. =[ I'll respond in the morning! We said these two were really close, right?