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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 19:28:23 GMT -5
Eli!
How is my favorite un-sister doing?! Nate tells me that you're doing fine, but I wanted to check in on you myself. How are you doing? You can tell me the truth.
How goes the driving? You still have to take me out for a drive! You promised, remember?
Don't tell anyone, but I kind of miss you! In a brotherly way. We gotta sit together on the train ride back to Hogwarts.
- Fritz
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Eli Pritchard
 
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
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Posts: 451
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Post by Eli Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 19:38:36 GMT -5
Fritz!
I thought you'd gone off the deep end and plonked your arse into some shit you couldn't escape from since I haven't heard from you in forever.
Which truth would you like me to tell, the one I tell Nate & my parents, or the other one? Because if it's the other one then I'll need a bribe - and you can't hold out on me because I know your arse does it.
I know I promised, but you know after that fiasco with Caleb over the summer my keys were taken and now doled out sparingly. I'll snatch them and we can go if you promise not to tell Nate. I love my brother - but the little fucker isn't allowed in my car since the last time when he threw up in it. Which reminds me, quit letting him drink so much.
Awe, you want to sit with me? Be still my aching heart for my love has come along? Haha. You know I'm just messing you about. Sounds good, but you know I don't go anywhere without Letty. I can't let the lions descend on her.
Your sister from another mister
(and Missus, I hope, unless my mother isn't telling me something)
-Eli
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 20:04:33 GMT -5
Haha, I wish! I mean, I'm always getting into shit, but you know, I usually have a pretty good handle on it. You make me feel loved, though. I appreciate that.
THE OTHER TRUTH. Come on, our relationship isn't about hiding behind doors. And that's black-fucking-mail! But, if that's what it'll take... I have brownies? I'm sure you've heard the rumors about how fucking good those are. And I would like to confirm those rumors.
I promise not to tell Nate. (I just placed my hand over my bag of weed and held up my other hand, uttered the sentence aloud and then wrote it. So you know I'm not messing with you.) LET HIM drink so much? He's a fucking fish! Not my fault. I think it's in your genes or something.
Okay, if you're going to get all sentimental on me, I might rethink this decision. But Nate's gotta chill with us, too, okay? And Letty's cool.
- Fritz
P.S. Dude, you just blew my fucking mind. Imagine that? Holy fuck. Haha, then I wouldn't have to call you my un-sister anymore! But it would be fucking weird.
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Eli Pritchard
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
[RS:19]
Posts: 451
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Post by Eli Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 20:29:35 GMT -5
I guess I love you, you tosser. I've only known you forever. Besides, think of how torn up my brother would be inside if his best-friend disappeared. I'm not prepared to handle mental-breaks. He's already a fucking nutcase.
Fine, bring your brownies and the rest of the goods and I'll tell you all the sordid details. I need a prolific high if I'm going to share any of my secrets.
It's not my damn genes - though my Aunt Kate kind of slams them back like a fish. Never mind, it may be my genes. But fuck all, I don't slam them back nearly as much as he does. So shove it. Good, we can go speeding around Surrey or something, sound good? I finally learned how to work the radio and all that good shit.
I'm not sentimental - I'm cold, and a bitch. You know I love Letty like no other though. Don't attempt to corrupt her either because then I'll have to hurt you. Same goes for my brother.
-Eli
PS: I think my mum would have a lot of explaining to do, then. It'd be about time something exciting occurred with her, though. She's so boring all the time and rigid.
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 20:48:26 GMT -5
You're a mentally abusive lover, you know that? Are you this mean to Caleb? Poor dude. Nah, Nate wouldn't have a mental breakdown without me. I'd leave him my stash and the rest of my money and my dealer's contact info. He'd be okay. Though it might be awkward because I'm sort of sleeping with my dealer's girl to get extra goods.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pritchard, have you even smoked before? Or done anything? I mean, if you haven't, that's cool. I'd be honored to smoke your first bowl with you. But, alright, I'll bring my shit. Is something seriously wrong? 'Cause, yeah, I'll probably need to be stoned out of my fucking mind, too.
I know you don't drink as much as your brother. But, you know, girls usually can't drink as much. Except your aunt, by the sounds of it. Speeding around Surrey sounds like a positively superb idea! Can't wait, little lady! Wait, you just figured out how to use the radio? MAZEL TOV! Now that deserves a drink or two.
Yes, I'm sorry. You're such a bitch. I can't believe I like you. Hey, you can't corrupt the willing. (And you're such a hypocrite!)
- Fritz
P.S. You know what I realized? If your mum is hiding the fact that we're related, it could mean Nate and I are twins. How fucking crazy is that?! Sorry, I'm a little baked right now. We should celebrate this, true or not.
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Eli Pritchard
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
[RS:19]
Posts: 451
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Post by Eli Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 21:39:57 GMT -5
I'm not mentally abusive in the slightest, to you. To others, yes. Speaking of so, I need to start a bit of chaos when we get back to the castle, things have been too quiet. Don't say the C word through post - you'll wake my parents from a dead sleep and they'll storm down her to retrieve my owl next. Besides - we're not together any more . . . I'll kick your arse - my brother doesn't need any dealer info. Arse doesn't need to be high anyways - for being a Ravenclaw, he has no braincells left. Once, so shove it. Last summer, bon fire. Didn't quite get to enjoy it. So make up for it Towler. Not seriously wrong, no. Just the standard bitching, with a slight twist. Little lady? You're just taller than me, remember that. My Aunt would drink you under the table you numpty. I'm not sure if I should be proud of that. I don't drink and drive, either. But eating a few brownies then pulling over for a bowl sounds fantastic. And don't mazel tov me, arse. I'm proud of myself! And you're a fucking stoner, but I like you - don't know why either. I'm not a hypocrite, I'd never corrupt Letty. Not quite certain what Nate has left to loose other than his virginity . . . -Eli P.S: How much have you smoked? And save some. You'd be an odd fit in the Pritchard family, such a beautiful blond boy.  |
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 9, 2012 19:16:42 GMT -5
Things aren't quiet from where I'm standing. I'll raise some hell with you, how about that? The C word? Oh, right. So I can't saw Caleb, but I'm allowed to say cunt then? Can that be our code word for him? Not to be mean, but... I mean, what if I need to refer to him and you're not understanding my hints? Wait, wait. Okay, I haven't been smoking that much. You're not with him anymore? He doesn't get that high too often - unless he's been holding out on me all of these years. Which is likely.
Aw man! I wanted to smoke with you your first time. Why the fuck didn't you enjoy it? I bet it was shitty stuff. I've got excellent grass, don't worry. You'll love it - so sweet. Standard bitching with a twist sounds shitty. But I'm looking forward to out time together, m'dear.
How about I have a contest with your aunt? That would be fuck awesome, throwing back shots with an old maid! I'm fucking proud of you, too. Idiot. You don't drink and drive, but you'll smoke and drive? I doubt it's safer. Especially if you have a few brownies beforehand.
Just because I'm a stoner does not mean I'm not a good guy. Which is the reason you like me. Hey, you might not corrupt Letty, but I might. Kidding, I won't. Promise. Yeah, Nate needs to get laid.
- Fritz
P.S. Not much, I swear. I am a fucking gorgeous blonde boy.
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Eli Pritchard
Seventh Year Prefect
Played by Riss
[RS:19]
Posts: 451
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Post by Eli Pritchard on Apr 9, 2012 22:04:45 GMT -5
Deal. I have quite a few targets in mind, actually. We have a potions exam coming up - I need both the Weasley twits off their A game. Sound good? They need to be highly upset, right before out lesson begins.
You can't call Caleb a cunt you tosser, we need a different code name. Something somewhat appropriate.
Like I said, I'll tell you everything in the standard bitching with a twist, alright?
It sucked because the prick throwing the party sucked. Right old tosser he was. Completely mental. So we can just call this my first proper time, sound good? Yeah.
Throwing shots back with an old maid? Have you seen my Aunt before; there is nothing old about her. If I looked half as beautiful as she does at her age I should completely elated. That doesn't mean stand behind her and admire her arse either. Thank you.
Can you read - I said park somewhere to smoke.
You're right, which is why I tolerate you. Help get my brother some then so he'll lay off of fantasies about Letty and he doesn't have to worry about Mr. Anglesey cutting his jewels off and handing them to him.
-Eli
P.S: And the exact reason you cant be a natural born Pritchard, but you can be adopted.
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