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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 19:04:40 GMT -5
Hey mate!
What's good? Hope you're enjoying your holiday. Of course, I'm sure I'm having a much better time. Parties every single night - FUCK YEAH! My parents thought they'd be clever and lock me out, but little did they know that I had a spare key made. Fuckers.
So tell me all about what you've been up to. How's your fam? Tell Eli I said hey, and that she should be excepting an owl from me soon! Wanna get to together at some point?
Holler at me soon, mate!
- Fritz
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 19:10:46 GMT -5
Did you seriously just call me homeboyWhat's up, motherfucker? Yeah, holidays are aiight. And fuck off, spending time at home and smoking weed is not a party, haha. Glad you got that one sorted then. Why the shit did the wankers lock you out this time? Fucking hell, mate. Yeah, William and Lorelai are fantastic. They keep bitching at me for getting sent to Aislinn's office but whatever. Oh, Eli's aiight as well, I think. Yeah, getting together would be cool - no homo, bro. Where abouts? - Nate ((OOC: Sorry if it's a bit... weird, haha. I haven't RPed him much before!  ) |
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 19:24:55 GMT -5
Fuck you, Pritchard. Of course that's a party! Especially when I start hallucinating. I'm the life of parties, so the ones I have alone in my room rock. They don't rock as hard as the parties with other people, of course. Speaking of, hooked up with this chick last night - she's got a sweet arse!
Why did my parents lock me out? I think it might have had something to do with the fact that I came home fucked up the night before. I mean, I usually do, but most times, no one is up. It was an early night, though - like, fucking eleven. I don't even know why. Anyway, yeah. Then I stayed up and made special brownies. My sister gave me disapproving looks and my brother asked why he couldn't have any.
Wait, what did you get sent to MacElfrish's office for? Tell your parents to shut the fuck up, mate. Grow some balls. No homo, no shit. Wanna piss around muggle London for a bit? I promise to be sober.
- Fritz
((ooc: it's okay! this is my first time roleplaying fritz! lol))
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 19:44:35 GMT -5
Last time I checked, parties need more than one person... but whatever suits your fancy. Have a 'party' by yourself. Haha, life of your parties? Of course you are. You're the only one fucking there. How'd you escape this time? Through the window or through the door?
Yeah, man. Haha, fucking hell. I'm sure they did the same thing when they were fifteen. Bastards. Your brother is a fucking legend if he knew what they were. And why the hell is your sister still living with you? I thought she would have been like thirty by now. Far out, man. You have any of your brownies left?
I lit up a cigarette in class again, man. Hewer just gets downright pissy when I do that. Says that it's 'inappropriate'. And I did tell them to fuck off and they just ignored me. You? Sober? Right on. Pissing around Muggle London sounds ace then.
- Nate
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 19:56:03 GMT -5
Correction: I'm the life of every party. When people hear I'm going to be there, they start cheering. You're just jealous. And escaping through the window is always better than through the door. Come on, you should know better than to ask.
I know! I tell them that all of the time, but they get flustered and angrier. Ha. Nah, my brother doesn't know what they are. He wanted some and I told him they were for my friends, so he couldn't have any. As for my sister, dude, she's fucking eighteen. She, like, just graduated from Hogwarts. I don't know. I think she's looking for a flat. And, yeah, I've got brownies left. You want some?
Ah, dude, you gotta stop with that. Just chomp on a pencil like I do. Why the fuck do they ignore you?! They ignore you when they shouldn't, and are hawks when they shouldn't be. You can't fucking win with them. Perfect! Where should we meet?
- Fritz
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 20:42:27 GMT -5
They start cheering because they know there's going to be booze and weed with your presence... jealous? Mate, jealous of what? Haha. Fuck, man. I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget that you leave your morals at the door. This is why we're such good mates, hey?
'Flustered'? Nice use of language there. Shit, now I've got to stop telling everyone that he's cooler than you. Haha. Fuck off, Hogwarts ended like six months ago. I thought she'd have pissed off by now? I'm not objecting though - she's fucking hot Yeah, send me some. Just don't sent Eli some, aiight? She gets fucking weird on pot brownies.
Dude, I'm not chomping on a pencil. If I want a smoke, I'm gonna have one. Bitches be fucked. And they ignored me because they're 'over me' or some shit. I don't even know. And you're right, you can't fucking win with them at all. I dunno. You choose. So long as there's hot chicks there and cigarettes, I'm cool.
- Nate
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 21:31:28 GMT -5
Nah, you've got it all wrong. And backwards. I never bring anything - people just pour drinks down my throat and slip bowls into my pockets. You don't know the half of it. But you would if you partied with me! 'Jealous of what?' is what people say when they're jealous, so ha! Hell yeah it's why we're such good mates - plus, we're kind of totally fucking radical?
Stuff it, bro. Ah, so you're the one spreading that nice little rumor. Fucking stop it. People are starting to ask him if he's Fritz - he told one chick he was, too! Little prick. Thinking about it, I'm missing a condom. Pritchard, she hasn't got a job! I mean, she must now if she's looking for flats - unless Mummy and Daddy are going to pay for her to live elsewhere. I'm the problem child, though; they should be paying for me to live somewhere else. Sure, won't send Eli any.
Than excuse yourself, mate. Go to the loo or something, yeah? Alright, well, fuck your parents. Fuck anything they say. Just raise your middle finger - it's there for a reason! So... the new strip club then on Crimson Court? Bring your fake ID and your balls, tosspot!
- Fritz
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 21:50:32 GMT -5
Oh, so technically people are taking advantage of you. Poor wittle Fritzy. Haha. I'm too fucking lazy to go to parties outside of school. I'm not wasting money of floo powder or shit like that. Bitches can get fucked. You are a complete dickhead, Towler. We are kind of radical. no, wait, fuck that. We're totally fucking awesome, man.
Your brother is back to being a legend again. Fucking hell, if he weren't in the year of the crazy morons, I would be best mates with him instead. Well, tell her to get a fucking job! Wait... why the fuck am I telling you to kick your sister out of the house? This is weird. You're usually the weird one. Shit. You should get your own flat then, mate. Then you wouldn't have to put up with their bitching. And you better not send her any. I'm not looking after her when she's high. Fuck that.
But it's so much more fun getting out of class altogether. Besides, Aislinn's a babe and I don't mind the view. Especially when she bends over and I can see her peeker. That's fucking ace. We are some classy motherfuckers, man.
- Nate
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 8, 2012 22:04:54 GMT -5
Fritzy doesn't mind being taken advantage of. And don't call me fucking Frizty ever again, you creep! Can't you steal some floo powder from your parents? And it's not like that stuff is expensive - you're just fucking lazy. Admit it, bro. It's okay to be lazy. I forgive you. TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME, HELLZ YEAH.
Fuck you. My brother is not a legend. He's a pisspot and I'm going to beat the shit out of him. Be right back. ...Kidding. Sort of. He's not home, actually, but he'll be returning to a good arse-kicking. I'm the weird one? Try your sister! She said the other day that your mum might be my mum, too, and we were totally sober in all respects. You're just jealous - AGAIN - because I'm so fucking unique. Go suck a dick. Why the hell wouldn't you look after your sister whilst she's high? You're a fucking arsehole! I repeat: go suck a dick. I'll fucking look after her. I'm a better brother than you are.
Aw, shit, I forgot about MacElfrish's peeker. I'm usually too busy throwing things at the back of Oberlin's head. But I'm going to pay attention to MacElfrish more. We are fucking classy, mate. Everyone wants to be us.
- Fritz
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Post by Nate Pritchard on Apr 8, 2012 22:19:26 GMT -5
You don't like the name Fritzy? Too bad, man. Next time I talk about you, I'm telling everyone that your name is actually Fritzy, haha. I'm sure a girl moaning that won't put you off her, right? Mum closed off the bloody fireplace because she said she wanted to spend some 'quality time together' which is a load of piss but yeah. We're out of fucking floo powder and Eli's car keys got taken the fuck off her which blows as much as a one-legged hooker. Also, yeah, lazy is me.
Your brother's a fucking legend, man. Get it right. And don't beat the shit out of him, dude. Otherwise you'll have everyone else who thinks his a legend at your back. Man, Eli needs to find her own friends. It's weird being friends with her friends and her being friends with my friends. Go smoke a bowl, tosser. And I wouldn't look after her because she's a big girl and can look the fuck after herself? She'd tell me to go suck a dick even if I wanted to.
It's fucking ace man. You know you're never getting in her pants - Oberlin's, that is. You could probably get in Aislinn's pants if you tried. What a doll. Fuck yeah, man. We are all class.
- Nate
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Post by Fritz Towler on Apr 9, 2012 18:47:24 GMT -5
Why are you talking about me in the first place? Prick. I shouldn't even be your friend. But you do have a point - it wouldn't put me off a girl. Is that bad? Quality time together? That's fucking shit. I'd be tempted to off myself if I didn't have my supply with me. How do you get through those things sober? Fucking hell. I hate your life for you.
NO ONE ELSE THINKS MY BROTHER IS A LEGEND. Only you, fucktit. Eli can be friends with whomever she wants. I like hanging out with both you - individually or together. Does that irritate you? I will gladly go smoke a bowl. Don't have to force my hand! Okay, make up your mind. You complain she gets weird when she's high, but you won't take after her because she can take after herself?
If I can get into MacElfrish's pants, I can get into Oberlin's pants. Simple as that. And you just have me the urge to do both. This is why I love you. (No homo, of course.)
- Fritz
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