TREEEMMMLEETTTTT, PIPPA

[Devyn Oberlin]

TREMLETT, OF THE PIPPA VARIETY. LISTEN UP.

first off i want u to know that u have a faaabulous last name that i am legitimately jealous of b/c seriously

it is perf

like

TREMLETT

it just rolls off the tongue

it just rolls of the quill that is currently slipping out of my hand oops

wow i have pretty hands

anyhow

i may or may not have a firewhisky situation at the moment which is important for u to know since u are pippa and u understand me. see also - we should do vodka shots sometime. u seem like a vodka shots sorta girl. yes. good. i am brilliant

btw (that means BY THE WAY in case u were not previously awaaareeeee) this is devyn, of the oberlin variety (if u know another devyn i will be UPSET because u reaaaaaally do not know how much effort it just took to write that extra line so u would know it was me & not some other rubbish bitch named devyn and i would rather not have to write that line again ever kthx)

ily (short for i love you;;; same difference really) and i want u to be happy so go do that now pls

xxx

[Pippa Tremlett]

Devyn, you're insane in the membrane!

I'm flattered you love my last name so much. Maybe you and Nicola should swap places - we both hate our sisters, so wouldn't it be better if we were sisters? Then you could have a radical last name.

You do have beautiful hands, Dev. I can't believe I just said that. We should have a mani/pedi party some day. Just the two of us. With vodka shots. I've never had vodka before. Is that sad? And I've never done shots. You'll teach me, right? We could take the gig pro.

So, anyway, how much have you had to drink already? I'm worried about you. Maybe you should cut back a little.

I ASSURE YOU YOU ARE THE ONLY DEVYN I KNOW. AND THE BEST, TOO. YOU'RE SO TOTALLY AWESOME.

I'm very happy, don't worry. Love you, too. Is that weird to say?

- Pippa

[Devyn Oberlin]

PIPPA A.K.A. THE BEST GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE EVER,

i’d actually love to be your sister. when do we start???

yes sounds good actually and i can never really say no to vodka shots. you’re so smart merlin if you were here right now i’d give you a hug just for being so intell intellig smart

i don’t understand that question and i won’t respond to it mainly because i don’t understand it but also because i don’t remember drinking anything so i don’t know what you’re on about

YOU’RE MORE AWESOME. AW THIS IS SO CUTE CAN WE DO THIS LETTER WRITING THING MORE OFTEN IT’S REALLY NICE

thank you thanks for being my friend

you’re my favorite and we should fuck shit up when we get back to school ok

xxx devyn