CHARLES HEWER

[Emily Marsdon]

Hello!

I don't know if you remember me or not. Probably not - I think you left Hogwarts when I was going into Third Year or something, but we were in the same house. Anyway, my name's Emily, and I sort of teach at Hogwarts, so I know your brother and shit.

So, I'm really writing to tell you a funny story, about how I went to see your brother today, and he hadn't closed the door of his office properly, so I thought he was there and went in. Turns out he wasn't there, but a letter from you was, and I happened to catch a name in it, so I shamelessly picked it up and read it. Hope you don't mind and all that. Full marks for the effort anyway, but I don't think it'll work. I've been trying for months. If you want to help get them together, we need to join forces. My boyfriend fiancé will help too (I haven't told him yet, but he will). This needs to happen, you see, otherwise they'll both die of all the sexual tension, and then poor Gryffindor and Ravenclaw wouldn't have Heads.

Are you with us?

All the best,

Emily Marsdon

((OOC - I think she might have heard something of Charles' reputation, which is why she slipped the bit about her fiance in, haha))

[Charles Hewer]

No, I don't know you, though your name does look slightly familiar.

Did I sleep with you?

Oh! Jackie boy, what's the git done know? Am I to reprimand him for something? He's suppose to be the older brother. Though I think he may be taking that duty to heart - he acts ancient. I'm tempted to take my sister off his hands for a bit, just for him to live for a little while.

Stealing my brother's mail . . . were you a Slytherin in school? Does he know?

I figured attempts were useless. I've offered a few times to take Aislinn off his hands, but alas, he's hung up on her - for good reason too. Women like that don't come around every day, but my dear - you've worked with my brother for how long? And how long have I known him? I think I know my attempts are futile. He's an idiot in the love department, if I'm to be frank. I think I may just kidnap him - wait, do you think it'd be impossible to kidnap Aislinn? We lock them somewhere together . ..

wait, a minute.

Are you and your fiancée with me? I

If so, course of action will be revealed later.



-Charles. X. Hewer