Jack,

[Charles Hewer]

Ah, Jack, my dear old decrepit brother,

I see you still aren't sure how to use a quill and ink considering I haven't heard from you in ages. What have you done? Gone awol and taken off to play with your dragons again?

If this is about Aislinn, I know you have a thing for her. I've backed off, taking your girl isn't in my cards - even if she's a fox.

Speaking of Aislinn, have you sealed the deal yet? I take it you haven't? Seriously, be a man and ask her out and stop eye fucking her. Tell her you fancy her so that you can get to the real fucking.

Alright?

Also, I've saved you both a lot of time, because I'm sending her a letter that says around about the same thing.


love your younger, better looking, smarter, brother,

Charles

[Jack Hewer]

Dear Charles,

Next time I see you I'm going to punch you.

Sincerely,
your loving brother Jack

[Charles Hewer]

Pent up aggression is not healthy, dear Brother.

I think you should express yourself in a good-pleasurable manor.

I'm sure Aislinn would love to help you sort yourself out.


Love,
Charles

[Jack Hewer]

I hope you get eaten by a stray dragon.

Love,
Jack

P.S. I found a pair of girl's underwear in the back of my car that has nothing to do with me - you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

[Charles Hewer]

And I hope you eat something other than food tonight, but is as equally rewarding and pleasurable.

Love, Charles


PS: They may belong to Kenzie or Jessica, I'm not quite certain. One day, though, mate -if you play your cards right - they could be aislinn's.

[Jack Hewer]

Sometimes I wonder if we're even related.

Love,
Jack

P.S. just out of simple curiosity, dear brother, do you ever think about anything other than sex?