oh my darling fiance [CASSIE]

[Sebastian Nott]

Cass,

Where the fuck is my pillow?

Seb.

ps - is fiance one 'e' or two?



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ooc. - this felt appropriate. (:

[Cassie Lewis]

Seb,

Albus Potter has possibly eaten it.

Cass XOXO

P. S. Where the fuck is the affection, man? And it depends if it's a chick - most French words have an extra e for chicks, and I think it applies here.

[Sebastian Nott]

CASS MY ONCE ONE TRUE LOVE,

You're fucking joking. That was the best pillow ever. I'm going to rewrite that in capitals and underline it so you realise just how fab that pillow was. THE BEST PILLOW EVER. Anyways, currently I'm not speaking to you (unless you get the pillow back or at least conjure up a suitable subsitute) and I doubt very much we're to be eloping anymore. It's okay though, I bet I can find a girl with better tits than yours. (:

Seb.

ps - I'm just going to spell it with one 'e'.

[Cassie Lewis]

SEB MY ONCE ADORED ELOPING FIANCÉ,

I wish I was. Either he's eaten it, or some third year is hiding a blue cat from me and is going to get pitched off the fucking Astronomy Tower. :] It sounds rather fabulous, I do agree. Fuck you, I'm heartbroken now. I hope you feel happy, Sebastian Theodore Nott, I HOPE YOU FEEL HAPPY NOW. Fuck up, I have waaaaay better boobs than any other girl that you could convince to elope with you AND not want to permanently silence, and you know it. ;] I'll still get you a pillow though. just in case

Cassie

P. S. Wise decision, young Jedi. Also have you ever seen Star Wars? Muggles have the fucking coolest shit, bro, not even joking.