Dear Aunt Trixie

[Kieran Bass]

Dear Aunt Trixie,

Merlin-fuck this is weird as a kid Mum always made me call you Aunt Lily
It's been a while since I saw you - how have you been? I'm still adjusting to being out of Hogwarts, I'm afraid, and I haven't exactly been paying my relatives any visits - I was hoping to see Aggy and Rina for Easter, though. 

What's it like being home with the girls off at Hogwarts procreating having fun? Mum's always worried that Karina's going to get knocked up hurt or Aggy's going to run away to Switzerland to play kinky games with her boytoy try fly to the moon or something. 

Mum sends her thinly veiled contempt regards, by the way, and Dad is a lazy cunt that can't be fucked writing you a letter says you're welcome for dinner any time provided Mum doesn't try give you food poisoning so just pop on by. 

Sincerely,

Kieran

((ooc: he is quite rude, I do apologise. Also, his Mum is called Calista and prefers Aggy to Trixie, for background info. XP))

[Trixie Bass]

Dear Kieran,

How nice to hear from you. I'm so glad you're doing well. Your letter was a little hard to read, dear, as you'd crossed so much out. However. I'm doing as well as I could be. I get tired very easily, and wake up with the most terrible headaches some mornings, but I won't bore you by talking about my poor health. The healers say that there's really nothing they can do; I'm made delicate, and with a sensitive temperament like mine, it's no wonder I get headaches. They say it's most likely tension. At least it's quiet when the girls are at Hogwarts.

Do say hello to your parents from me. I don't think that, with the way my health is, that I'll be able to come to dinner any time soon, but I'm having a little get-together here in a couple of days, which you'd all be most welcome at. Formal dress code, of course.

Trixie