Post by Kieran Bass on Mar 9, 2012 5:06:18 GMT -5
OI, JAKE.
What the fuck, man? What's with all this crazy shit I'm hearing about you? I mean, you're bad-arse but if you're actually back then I highly doubt you got eaten alive by a Kraken- you know someone was saying you were a ghost? Those guys at the Leaky are like, on permanent LSDs or something.
Whoa. On that note, YOU'RE BACK. So there's some weird stuff going around - I'm so out of the loop! When the fuck did you get back? Also, did you actually go to Azkaban, or was that idiot at the Leaky just drunk out of his mind?
Man, I'm like a hippy stoner nowadays - I feel like it, at any rate. Last person I really talked to was Rosa - she's engaged, did you hear? To Wood.
Seeing as you've been talked about in the Leaky - through the grapevine - I assume you know what Gracie's been up to - she was wicked good in Wicked, man. Pun not intended.
Eh, can't think of anything else interesting. Keep crashing into Adreana Marelli - that gorgeous Slytherin from the year above us? Yeah, she's probably not happy with me, but I don't care. She's hot when she's mad.
What's up with you? I'm assuming that if you're reading this, you're not dead via the mouth of the Kraken. So. What happened in the, oh, two-odd years since I last saw you?
Oh! Man, Rina's a fifth year now. She's like, growing up. It's scaring the fuck out of me. She's like, the kind of chick that Rosa would have tried to fuck - clearly not okay, as she is my baby sister and isn't getting fucked, least of all by my friend in her fifth year. Merlin, I can't even think about this. Ugh, gross.
Whatever. Life's been boring, though last year at Hogwarts was sick - dramatic, but sick. If it wasn't for all the screaming about babies, it would have been pretty rad.
(I feel like I swallowed a tablet to make me sound like a stoned skater from USA. What the fuck. SAVE ME.)
Kieran
What the fuck, man? What's with all this crazy shit I'm hearing about you? I mean, you're bad-arse but if you're actually back then I highly doubt you got eaten alive by a Kraken- you know someone was saying you were a ghost? Those guys at the Leaky are like, on permanent LSDs or something.
Whoa. On that note, YOU'RE BACK. So there's some weird stuff going around - I'm so out of the loop! When the fuck did you get back? Also, did you actually go to Azkaban, or was that idiot at the Leaky just drunk out of his mind?
Man, I'm like a hippy stoner nowadays - I feel like it, at any rate. Last person I really talked to was Rosa - she's engaged, did you hear? To Wood.
Seeing as you've been talked about in the Leaky - through the grapevine - I assume you know what Gracie's been up to - she was wicked good in Wicked, man. Pun not intended.
Eh, can't think of anything else interesting. Keep crashing into Adreana Marelli - that gorgeous Slytherin from the year above us? Yeah, she's probably not happy with me, but I don't care. She's hot when she's mad.
What's up with you? I'm assuming that if you're reading this, you're not dead via the mouth of the Kraken. So. What happened in the, oh, two-odd years since I last saw you?
Oh! Man, Rina's a fifth year now. She's like, growing up. It's scaring the fuck out of me. She's like, the kind of chick that Rosa would have tried to fuck - clearly not okay, as she is my baby sister and isn't getting fucked, least of all by my friend in her fifth year. Merlin, I can't even think about this. Ugh, gross.
Whatever. Life's been boring, though last year at Hogwarts was sick - dramatic, but sick. If it wasn't for all the screaming about babies, it would have been pretty rad.
(I feel like I swallowed a tablet to make me sound like a stoned skater from USA. What the fuck. SAVE ME.)
Kieran
