RECORD OF AWESOMENESS

[Louis Weasley]

Things I Have Done This Month, by Louis Weasley

Pranked James by turning his boxers into girls' knickers.

Avoided getting pranked by James in return.

Discovered (with James' help) a hideous plot by Scorpius Malfoy to take over the world using Amortentia.

Followed Scorpius Malfoy around the school until I got bored of that and he started to think I was a complete weirdo.

Talked to Deep in the library and wondered why she's started acting all weird and jumpy all the time.

Discovered that Johnny Neart designs wands, and accidentally let Lucy and Rose see his design.

Teased Aggy about Damien.

Teased Damien about Aggy.

Vanished all the Hufflepuff 7th Year girls' underwear (note to self - must think of some pranks that don't involve underwear).

Knocked a desk over and fell on the floor in Defence Against the Dark Arts, annoying Madilyn Wilson, Ollie Wood, Emily, Lo and Professor Hewer in the process.

Explained to Ollie Wood how to pronounce my name.

Accidentally made Madilyn Wilson blow her potion up (I think she might hate me now).

Possibly got a detention with Professor Hewer. Not too sure about that one yet. UPDATE: Yup, definitely got a detention. Crap.

Summary: A good, if fairly normal, month.

[Louis Weasley]

Aria

Aria&Louis

Aria Weasley

Aria Matthews

Aria Matthews

Aria
Loves
Louis

Louis
Loves
Aria

Aria...

Fuck.

[Damien Malfoy]

REALLY WEASLEY...?!?!?!?!?!

"RECORD OF AWESOMENESS?"


I must say, very Rugged...almost so that I looked for my sister's pink ink to tone it down a tad.

ARIA MATTHEWS...?!?!?! Call Aggy a cradle snatcher one more time and I will show Aria this pathetic excuse for a "journal." I'm pretty sure she'll kick your arse worse than those fourth year girls...

Oh, p.s: It pays to hang out with Puffs and for my girlfriend to be one...I get to read amusing shit like this...

[Louis Weasley]

Wedding Guest List (WIP)

DAMIEN MALFOY!!!!
Mum & Dad + rest of Weasley/Delacour/Peakes/Potter family.

Deepika Zabini <------You're fucking clueless.

Devyn Oberlin

Lo Beckwith

Damien Malfoy
KING OF CEREMONIES: DAMIEN MUTHA-FUCKIN MALFOY

Aggy Bass (<-----My girlfriend.)

Emily Gilbert

Madilyn Wilson

Professor Matthews

Lysander Scamander

Lorcan Scamander

Ollie Wood

Ella Creevey

Josiah Wallace

[Louis Weasley]

I'm not even going to keep a diary any more.

[Louis Weasley]

Okay. I changed my mind.

I also changed my hiding place. And got some stuff from Uncle George's shop that I've put on the outside of it so that anyone who touches it's fingers will turn blue. And it won't come off in a hurry. That means you, Dom, Damien and whichever of Lo or Aggy stole it for Damien.

So, things aren't quite as shitty as they were when I wrote the last entry. They're still kind of crap though. Meaning that this isn't really a record of awesomeness any more - it's more a record of the depressing thing that is Louis Weasley's life.

I mean, why me? I can't even write about it - it's too embarrassing. But I will never ever let anyone anywhere near any food and drink of mine again, unless I can see exactly what they're doing all the time. Especially if it's Emily Gilbert, Madilyn Wilson or Ella Creevey.

Actually, I don't think Emily would do it again. I talked to her and she cried and I cried and we kind of made up. But still.

Anyway, I still haven't actually been back to Muggle Studies, because I made a complete fool of myself in front of Professor Matthews (I went and asked him stupid personal questions because I was 'in love' with his sister, for Merlin's sake!) and I'm avoiding all Seventh Years, especially the ones who were in Divination when I kissed Aria that day. And I'm especially avoiding Aria.

But we've only got half way through the depressing-ness. Because I ended up talking to Devyn about it all (she thinks I should be angry with the girls who gave me the potion, but then she thinks everyone should be angry with everyone else, all the time) and I told her stuff I've never told anyone before, like the fact that I never know if girls are interested in me because of me or if it's just the stupid veela blood, and that I don't think I'll ever have a proper relationship because I'm too worried about it. And that that kiss with Aria was my first one ever.

Pathetic, isn't it? The first time I ever kiss someone, and the first time I ever actually feel anything real for someone - and it's because of a stupid fucking love potion.

Anyway, back to Devyn. So, it turns out her life is crap too, because of that fucktard Sebastian Nott treating her like shit. And then the fucktard walks in, so.... she asked me to kiss her. And I did. And it was kind of nice. I mean, I don't even fancy her, she's my friend, but it was just sweet and real (even though it wasn't really real... but it was realer than the one with Aria) and... it felt good. Like I always thought a kiss kind of should.

But Deepika saw, and now things are screwed up, and I think we might have ruined things between the three of us.

So yeah... not so much awesomeness this month.

On the plus side, my April Fool's Day prank was great, and I got Ella Creevey, which was justice of a sort.

And Jenny Bass turned out to be even weirder but slightly nicer than I thought she was.

[Louis Weasley]

Well, I haven't written in this for a while.

It's turned back into a RECORD OF AWESOMENESS, you'll be glad to hear.

Although I'm going to start with the less awesome stuff, to get it out of the way.

I'm worried about Maria. She punched Ella Creevey or something, because she's in love with Dante Salvatore and Ella's friends with him, which doesn't make much sense but then love doesn't make any sense, so I suppose it does make sense in a weird sort of way. Anyway, Maria never punches anyone, or cries, and now she's done both, so I'm worried about her.

Deepika told me she fancied me. That was horrible and awkward and fucked up, because she's been my best friend since first year and stuff. And I can't think of her as anything except a friend. She's like my sister. Or she was. I did think about it, because for a while it seemed like the only way to deal with it was to try and like her back. But it turns out that you can't control who you fancy and who you don't. Life's shit like that.

But anyway, I actually talked to her before the end of term, and we were sort of back to being friends again, so that was cool. Actually, I should write to her or something. I wish she wouldn't disappear like this. It makes me worry about her. But anyway, yeah, we're on our way to being friends again. I'm guessing she's over the crush thingy or whatever it was. (Weird that someone had a crush on me, I really can't imagine it.)

So. The Awesomeness.

Actually, I don't think I can really write it, in case someone steals this again. So, yeah. It's awesome, but I can't completely believe in it yet. That's all.

[Louis Weasley]

Oh, fuck it. Nobody can find it where I've hidden it anyway.

Me and Devyn got together. Holy shit. This is weird. But awesome.

[Louis Weasley]

Well, nobody did find it, because I hid it really well.

Really really really well.

Luckily, I've finally found it. (It was inside my Transfiguration text book. Why would I hide it somewhere I know I never look?)

Anyway, my life. Is pretty fucking awesome right now. Devyn's amazing. I mean, we still fight, but that's normal for us, right? We always make up. Making up's the best part. Especially when it involves broom cupboards.

Summer was kind of eventful. We had sex. Only once. So far. It was in her bedroom, when her sister was down the hall, which is kind of awkward when you think about it, but we didn't think about it. Anyway, I don't really need to write about how great it was, do I? That would be weird. Like I was writing dirty fiction or something. Only not fiction.

Sebastian Nott is a twat. We had a massive argument in the sweet shop in Diagon Alley, and he treats Devyn like crap, but for some reason she keeps talking to him. I wish she wouldn't. I know she says she doesn't like him any more, but he's such a bastard, and loads of girls seem to like him.

Damien ran away from home. I still haven't really worked out why, but I don't blame him because his family are creepy fuckers. His grandfather (yeah, the ex-Death Eater one) started writing to me and Devyn to find out if we knew where he was. Well, he was at Devyn's, but we didn't tell him that obviously. I think we both pissed him off, and now he wants to kill us. But he probably won't, because Damien went home in the end. Don't ask what the point was of him running away in the first place, because I haven't worked that out either.

I sent Aunt Hermione a birthday present, but she ungratefully sent it to Mum instead. Which means I'm in deep shit. Ah well, nothing new there.

I'm going to go now, and try and find Dom, because I'm pretty sure she has my socks, and they're my last pair without holes in them.

Oh, and one other thing I almost forgot - I got made a prefect! Devyn and Damien both did too. Weird how things turn out, isn't it?