Jade

[Neil Pereira]

Jade,

Guess who got royally dumped on his ass.

Neil.

[Jade Pereira]

Neil,

Welcome to the club, hey? How did it happen? I'm sending you some Firewhiskey with this, share it with Will, and remember that this is a one time thing only and I'm not going to keep sending you alcohol. I just happened to have a spare bottle with me.

Do I need to beat anybody up?

Love
Jade

[Neil Pereira]

Sister,

Don't ask, just don't. She went ahead and did something without involving me in the decision. I mean, even if she had to make the choice, I would've liked an opinion, thanks. And then I tried to cheer her up and she's just been to upset and we had a fight and it escalated and here I am.

But screw it. Love is painful, pointless and over rated. No love for me.

Thanks for the alcohol though, not that I'm not getting some anyways. I'll say Hi to Billy for you, okay?

Love only you,
Brother.

[Jade Pereira]

Neil,

What something? Like something really serious? I think I know what... yeah. It was stupid of her not to tell you. Hope you aren't still hung up over her. Being hung up solves nothing. I learnt that the hard way.

I know, I feel the same way as you right now. But I hope you aren't whoring yourself out again.

Billy wrote me before you did. BE ASHAMED. BE VERY ASHAMED. And come home for Easter.

Wow, what does that mean?
Love
Jade

[Neil Pereira]

Jadey-pop,

She got rid of the baby. I don't want to talk about my kid dying, please.

Of course, I'm still hung up. But I know when I'm not wanted and I can move on. Seriously, it's okay. I'm just informing you. Slept with three already. Of course, I'm not whoring myself out. Who do you think I am?

Shit, he did? What the hell. At least I came home for winter. Suck on that, Billybob.

I'll be there. What does what mean?

Neil.

[Jade Pereira]

Neil (what the fuck is it with you giving nicknames to people now? FYI I do not like that name),

Yeah, well, I'm glad you're moving on. If you're friends with any of the Weasleys, tell them that the home wrecking bitch is no longer dating Teddy, yeah? But screw me, we need to talk about you... I can read crossed out text. I have ninja powers. And I think you are whoring yourself out. Please, just calm down. You have NEWTs in three months and you can't pass them without studying.. So STUDY.

He did, wasn't it him who told you to write me? And he was there all summer after he moved in. When you were in France. Just so you know. You're both even,

What does 'I love only you' mean? Don't you love your friends?

Love
Jade

[Neil Pereira]

JADEY-POP (Get over it. I am calling you that.)

I don't know what you scratched out there, but I can see the word bitch so unless you're talking about yourself, yay. I am not whoring myself out. I'm being lenient with resources which desperate, beautiful women potentially need. Three months, Jade. THREE months. I am relaxed and fun. Besides, you know despite all the failing on purpose for dearest mummy and daddy, I will get badass grades.

Er...no. Shut up. I was meeting people. That is all.

Okay, I love only you except Billy and Ria and Bella and Lysha and Freya and Brianna. Okay?

Neil

[Jade Pereira]

NEIL FUCKING PEREIRA [see what I did there?]

I am talking about myself, but fuck it. And we all know that's just a polite way if saying 'going to a pub every night, getting wasted and screwing some girl you barely know'. Yes, THREE MONTHS. It's not a very long time, you know. And I don't want you to do as badly as I did. I need someone to be proud of right?

Yeah, meeting your precious perfect girlfriend and some bitchy Ravenclaw girl, right? Hey, speaking of her, is she still giving you trouble? I can give her a piece of my mind if you like.

Yay. I love you and everyone else except Victoire. I hate her.

Jade