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Jade,
Mar 3, 2012 8:30:19 GMT -5
Post by William Archer on Mar 3, 2012 8:30:19 GMT -5
Jade,
What's up? Been busy? I've missed you, babe, sorry I haven't written since - October? I think it was October. I didn't mean to take so long, just didn't have that much to say. If you get me?
And I just wanted to say, like, thanks for letting me stay at your gaff after my mum went psycho on me. I owe you one. Nah, actually, I owe you fucking loads, but yeah.
Will.
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Jade,
Mar 3, 2012 9:19:03 GMT -5
Post by Jade Pereira on Mar 3, 2012 9:19:03 GMT -5
Will,
Nothing much is up really... Just the usual, bitchy annoying boss, long boring workdays, missing my brothers a fuckload. Oh and I got dumped but really it's nothing to worry about. And I'm going on a manhunt for Xander Hawkley - if you spot him anywhere near your school, just let me know, yeah? It's okay, really... hey, Neil came home in the winter, why didn't you? You better be here for Easter, I miss your face loads.
You do know that this is probably the hundredth time you're thanking me, yeah? You're welcome, and I owe you one too, for staying home while Neil ran off to France and fell in love and shit. When do you want to meet up?
Love you loads,
Jade
PS: Tell Neil to write me, ASAP. I'm not going to write to him first, I did it last time.
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Jade,
Mar 3, 2012 21:11:58 GMT -5
Post by William Archer on Mar 3, 2012 21:11:58 GMT -5
Jade,
Bummer about the bitchy boss. Don't take any shit though. What d'you scribble out? And who's Xandar Hawkley? Sounds like a bit of a twat. Especially with a name like Xandar. Where's that come from? Ah, I had to be around, make sure Hogwarts didn't get boring without me. And yeah, I'll be home - wouldn't be away from my favourite girl for too long!
Yeah, I know, but whatever. I mean, not everyone would let me kip on their sofa. My fucking dad wouldn't let me stay at his. And nah, you don't owe me anything. Soon? Me, you, Neil, firewhiskey = good reunion.
Will.
PS: He said he wrote to you. I wrote first though. Because obviously I'm the more thoughtful.
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Jade,
Mar 4, 2012 9:54:50 GMT -5
Post by Jade Pereira on Mar 4, 2012 9:54:50 GMT -5
Will,
I hate her. I can barely get through a day at the shop unless Leela's with me. Nothing important really, fuck it. Xander's a Quidditch player, ever heard of him? Biggest ponce in the world. All he ever thinks about is sex. He's been screwing my friend over and I am going to get him and chop off his dick and feed it to a dragon.
Hey, you're like my brother. You don't owe me anything. And sure - can you wait until Easter or do you want me to come down to Hogsmeade?
Jade.
PS: Yeah, he did. He's been dumped. Cheer him up, yeah?
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