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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 9, 2012 22:03:05 GMT -5
Christopher, did some girl offer to "proposition" you?
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 9, 2012 22:54:35 GMT -5
Why are you using my full name again, Anna Cadence? Far out, did Stef tell you that? For Merlin's sake. Gossip is as popular as herpes in this family
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 9, 2012 23:19:06 GMT -5
Because I'm your older sister, that's why. Stop asking stupid questions.
Yeah, he did, and I'm worried if you didn't accept. I'm getting the feeling you denied. Did you?
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 9, 2012 23:32:23 GMT -5
That doesn't really make sense, you know... I thought you were a Ravenclaw.
Bloody hell None of your business.
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 0:01:10 GMT -5
Are you trying to one-up me? Because it's not going to work.
Christopher, this is serious; stop being a little bitch. What exactly did she offer to do to you? Is she hot?
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 0:09:10 GMT -5
If that's what you want to call it... I thought I was just pointing out a reasonable flaw in your logic.
I'm not being a bitch! Far out. Yes, she's hot. She's offered several things and I don't want to tell you because then you'll tell Stef and you two will use it as blackmail sometime in the future. I know you guys too well.
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 8:37:41 GMT -5
Do you always have to take things so literally? Besides, if Stef used that logic, you'd think it was perfectly acceptable.
You are so! What the fuck is this "far out" shit you keep saying? Okay, now you're not being a bitch. I just don't understand why, if she's hot, you didn't accept her offer. I doubt you get many propositions. I will not tell Stef, promise. Come on, humor me, please?
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 9:14:03 GMT -5
No, but it's fun. You and Stef are the same. You both get pissed off if I take things literally. I would not think it's perfectly acceptable. I'd tell him the exact same thing just like I'd tell you the same thing I told him if you decided to call me a twat.
I am not! Piss of, Anna. What is with you two and trying to get to shag anybody who offers? For Merlin's sake, fine. I turned her down because I don't like her like that. Great. Now you're going to swear at me even more
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 9:27:30 GMT -5
You are a twat.
It's got nothing to do with shagging anybody - but you're getting older. Chris, I just don't want you to still be a virgin when you're 20. You're supposed to be exploring sex in your teens - responsibly, mind you. It's natural.
You turned her down because you don't like her like that? Did she propose to you or did she offer to shag you? Because I was under the assumption that all she wanted was sex. Was it because you thought you might be able to get it up?
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 9:41:39 GMT -5
Thank you sincerely for calling me a vagina.
Who's to say I haven't already lost my virginity, okay? Why does everybody automatically assume that I still have it? It's not like I'd share that kind of news with the rest of my family because that's just weird. Thanks for the concern but I really don't need it.
She offered to shag me but I said no because I'm not going to use her for sex. She's hot and everything but she's not my type. Besides, I'm not going to shag somebody just because they want to get off and I'm a hot body. I'm not going to be used for sex either.
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 9:57:30 GMT -5
You're welcome.
Because if you'd lost your virginity, Chris, you wouldn't be so uptight. It's not weird. We're siblings - this is the kind of shit we talk about when we get older. Like, when you have a baby, are we supposed to assume that the stork dropped it off? Grow a pair. Oh wait, you can't because YOU'RE A PUSSY.
I'm just going to have to admit defeat because I will never understand you. If a girl offers sex to you, she obviously doesn't care if you use her. That's major daddy issues, you take advantage of that shit. Just like I take advantage of guys with mummy issues
Hot body? Well, at least you still have a shred of dignity left.
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 10:02:56 GMT -5
Uptight? I'm not uptight. I could make a really dirty joke right now and you wouldn't get it No, this is not the kind of shit we talk about when we're older because it's still weird. Anna, when I have a baby, I'm not going to be giving you the bloody story of how it was made. You're calling me female genitalia again? Jesus.
If you have such a problem with me turning a girl down, then why don't you go take advantage of her? Have fun.
Yes, hot body. I have one with abs and nice arms.
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 10:17:38 GMT -5
Ha! Good one. It is not weird. How are you even related to us? God. I don't want to know how your future baby was made. It'll just be so shocking that you got a girl pregnant that we won't be able to believe it. Yeah, well, maybe it'll encourage you to get close to one.
Oh let's see - I'm not into girls? But don't worry; I'll let her know that you have an even hotter older brother who's interested in doing her since you obviously couldn't rise to the occasion.
Maybe you're still a virgin because you're a narcissist.
- Anna
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Post by Christopher De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 10:32:56 GMT -5
I'm funny, aren't I? I don't know how I'm related to you guys... sometimes I hope mum slept with another guy just so I could say I wasn't. You just implied you did want to know how it was! You said we're siblings, we talk about this kind of stuff, then went on to mention a stork and a baby. It was implied. I'm not having a baby just to spite you now. You'll never be an aunt unless Stef knocks someone up by mistake.
Well, you should be because they're great when they're not trying to force themselves on you. Sure, let her no. But you're going to land him in prison because what you're encouraging is statutory rape and that's illegal. Rise to the occasion? That's witty.
I know what narcissist means, Anna! I read the dictionary last summer because you were being a bitch and wouldn't let me watch tv and there was nothing else to do!
- Chris
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Post by Anna De Luca on Nov 10, 2012 10:53:11 GMT -5
Hey, idiot, we'd still have the same mother. Therefore, we'd still be related. Let's hope you were adopted. Oh, please, it was not implied. You're just twisted. Okay, because I'm so sad now with your wimpy threat.
So now she tried raping you? Like older guys and younger girls haven't slept together! Just because she's in your year, doesn't mean she's not 17 yet! Besides, the only way anyone would find out is if your whiny mouth said anything. And then you'd be the one to land Stef in jail.
Did I imply that you didn't know what it meant?! You're so fucking weird. Who reads the goddamned dictionary? Maybe if you'd said "Hey, Anna, stop being a bitch and let me watch TV", I would have got some respect for you and let you watch it. Or maybe you should have taken that time to shag someone.
- Anna
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