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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Sept 26, 2012 0:03:30 GMT -5
Heath Aiden Macmillan, On account of you deciding to give me an intervention for my apparent 'Star Wars obsession', I've decided to cease talking to you. I think you got that impression from me ignoring you for a month so far but since you haven't made any attempt to contact me, I'm assuming you didn't realise. So here I am, making it official. That is all. Sincerely, Ophelia Anne Lancaster ((OOC: Sorry sorry sorry! I'm so sorry for abandoning our last thread. I didn't mean to whatsoever. I just got so caught up in RL that it completely slipped my mind! Also, apologies, Ophelia's so dramatic and immature, haha. But basically in your last letter Heath wrote he was giving her a Star Wars intervention and because she's as stubborn as a mule, she's been ignoring him ever since. She's just making it official now... and trying to trick him into apologising.  )) |
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Sept 26, 2012 20:43:58 GMT -5
Ophelia Anne Lancaster,
You haven’t been ignoring me, though? We see each other at work nearly every day, which is why I don’t contact you outside of work. But yes, you haven’t been talking to me that much lately, so everything sort of makes sense now. Got you. If you’re going to cease talking to me, then why are you still writing to me?
Also, I thought you said that only “uptight” people sign off their letters with “Sincerely”? I see how it is.
Sincerely,
Heath
(OOC - no worries at all! i totally understand.)
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Sept 27, 2012 4:47:09 GMT -5
Heath Aiden Macmillan,
I have been ignoring you except when Zanna forces me to speak to you. Then I have to do my job if I want to get paid. I'm writing to you to inform you that I've ceased talking to you. Except it doesn't work when you ask questions like that. Though to be fair, I'm writing to you, not talking to you.
Uptight people, like you, or people who are trying to be overly formal to get their point across.
Sincerely,
Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Sept 29, 2012 17:32:37 GMT -5
Ophelia Anne Lancaster,
I’m really sorry to hear that. Who would’ve thought that you actually have to listen to your boss whilst at work? Alright, so you’re going to continue to write to me, but you don’t like me enough to talk to me in person? Cool. May I ask why you’re taking this Star Wars intervention so seriously? It was a long time coming.
Why are you trying to be so formal all of a sudden? I got your point. Noted.
Sincerely,
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 2, 2012 0:38:16 GMT -5
Heath Aiden Macmillan,
Why do you always have to be so sarcastic? And exactly. I'm writing to you because I'm bored and also because you convinced my mother that I have a problem so she took away my Star Wars dvds so now I'm forced to bug you. Okay, think of it this way: watching Star Wars is a part of me. Just like having an elbow. If somebody talk away my elbow, I wouldn't be happy. Ergo, you took away Star Wars and now it's like I don't have an elbow. So there.
Whatever, Trevor.
Sincerely,
Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Oct 6, 2012 13:21:24 GMT -5
Ophelia Anne Lancaster,
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. You don’t like me but you want to talk to me when you’re bored? That’s strange, really. Tell your mum that I say hi the next time you see her, yeah? And I’m one hundred percent sure that that elbow analogy makes no sense whatsoever. You should put more effort into your reasoning.
Who’s Trevor?
Sincerely,
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 7, 2012 1:05:25 GMT -5
Heath Aiden Macmillan, stop using my full name
What game are you even talking back? And yep, I'm a strange person, thanks... and no. Go tell her yourself. I'm not doing you any favours. Pretty sure it did make sense but you're just too close-minded to get it. You should put more effort into not being an uptight prat.
Obviously not you.
Sincerely,
Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Oct 8, 2012 19:54:33 GMT -5
Ophelia Anne Lancaster, If that scribbled out part was telling me to stop using your full name like I think it was then I’d just like to say that YOU STARTED IT
There is no game. I thought you were good at these kinds of jokes? Telling her myself would require me coming over to your house at some point... are you indirectly inviting me over? I’m not too close-minded, you’re just being a bitch very dramatic about stuff all of a sudden. And no, it’s not dramatic in the way that you usually are. Is this really only about the Stars Wars thing, or are you mad at me for something else?
Well, yeah, I think I’d know if my own name was Trevor.
Sincerely,
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 8, 2012 20:18:34 GMT -5
Heath Aiden Macmillan,
No. I'm only good at jokes that are funny like the ones Lachlan Creevey tells. Not stupid ones like that. Or you could send her an owl, or catch her on the way to work, or even telephone. If we have a television, I'm sure we have a phone. I'm being a what, sorry? Couldn't quite read what you crossed out. I'm always dramatic about stuff. I'm not mad at you for anything else. Except for not even caring when I kissed Lachlan
Would you really or is your head stuck too far up your arse?
- Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Oct 8, 2012 20:44:51 GMT -5
Ophelia Anne Lancaster,
Okay, then talk to Lachlan Creevey? Why are you still writing to me? This doesn’t make sense. Honestly, I don’t want to talk to your mum that badly, I want to talk to you. If you could just stop being so abstract and tell me what it is that I did wrong then maybe we could talk about it.
Sincerely,
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 8, 2012 21:23:10 GMT -5
Heath,
I already am talking to him. Your face doesn't make sense. For Merlin's sake, why is it so hard for you to take a clue and just figure out what you did wrong yourself? Or better yet, just go kiss Ria. Have fun with that. Meanwhile, I'm going to go shove my tongue down Will Archer's throat while you don't care. Like always.
- Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Oct 10, 2012 19:46:24 GMT -5
Ophelia,
Good for you, then? I don’t know what to say. Have I missed something important? And if so, what does Ria have to do with it in the least? I haven’t heard from her in weeks, and besides, that was just one kiss. Why are you getting so worked up about it? You and I have kissed way more times than that. What the fuck
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 10, 2012 20:04:59 GMT -5
Heath,
The last time we kissed was when we were in fourth year. That was four years ago. I thought I was over you when we broke up but obviously not because every time I've seen you in the past year, I've wanted to kiss you again. But I can't because you don't feel the same way. Obviously. Because even when I go around kissing boys in front of you, you don't even blink. You act totally normal. Okay? Cool.
Now can we just pretend like everything's fine and dandy? Even if it's awkward. Because you're still my best friend and I don't want that to change.
- Ophelia
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Post by Heath Macmillan on Oct 10, 2012 20:18:34 GMT -5
Ophelia,
Yeah, that was four years ago, but I was just trying to make a point about how there's no reason for you to be jealous upset feeling however you're feeling about the fact that Ria and I kissed that one time when we were both drunk.
Hold on What I just Where is all of this coming from? I didn't know that you fancied me. I acted totally normal because I didn't know that you felt that way. Is that why you kissed Creevey in the Great Hall?
Can we talk about this in person, maybe?
Heath
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Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Oct 10, 2012 20:22:18 GMT -5
Heath,
Whereabouts did you want to talk?
- Ophelia
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