FRANKIE

[Gavriella Spencer]

Help.

Xoxo,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

I know I was Head Boy and Quidditch Captain and I'm now a simple Ministry of Magic coffee getter but you're going to have to be a little more specific than that because I don't know what to help you with.

Love,
Frankie

P.S. Holy fuck! And of course, how's the baby? Sorry, I've been wrapped up in trying to work the devil's machine and between Minos' legs. I haven't written or seen anybody for nearly a month now besides Tessa, I reckon.

((OOC: LEIGHTON MEESTER OMFG LET ME LOVE YOU))

[Gavriella Spencer]

Luke was out and Madame James - you remember her, right? - came by because apparently they're friends. She didn't know about me or the baby, so it was really awkward. I don't think Luke has told anyone. Do you think he's embarrassed or ashamed or something?

Also, I have a 2 gallon tub of ice cream and - I can't believe I'm saying this - I need help eating it. And since I haven't seen you in eons, I thought you should come over and pig-out with me. Pretty please?

The baby is fine! S/he's kicking a lot, actually. Pink Floyd is her/his favorite band. Cool, right? The devil's machine? Minos' legs? Oh lord.

Xoxo,
Gavi

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[Frankie Macmillan]

Madame James... of course I remember her! She's pretty nice... and yes, that would be extremely awkward. I'd say that, uh, well, maybe Professor Luke hasn't told anybody because you were a student less than two months ago and he was your Professor and it's pretty obvious.

Ice-cream? Well, I suppose I could help out. A bit of ice-cream wouldn't hurt, right? I don't know where the fuck Professor Merryweather lives though but I'm sure I can swing by.

You still don't know what it is? And that's pretty cool! Though I don't really know who Pink Floyd is. They're Muggles, right? No, don't be silly. The devil's machine is something at work. We don't have sex at work. Yet. Did you and your baby daddy ever have sex at his desk? Because I know I sure have... the wood on his table is much more comfortable than Professor Powell's wood.

Love,
Frankie

[Gavriella Spencer]

I don't know what you're trying to say, but I'm going to cry.

I can give you the address, dummy. Wait, it's on the envelope. Stop confusing me. I'm forgetting enough things!

Nope, we want to be surprised. Personally, I think it's a boy, but we'll find out soon enough! Pink Floyd is one of the best muggle bands ever. Seriously, do you live under a rock?

You're a sex fiend. You did not! Frankie, that's disgusting! Why would you do that? Of course we had sex on his desk - it's his desk! What about Professor Powell's wood? No, I don't want to know.

Love,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

No, don't cry! Merlin. I just meant that people are stupid and judgemental and he probably wants to protect you from being saying bad things. Am I making this worse

Oh, so that's where he lives then? Right. I thought you might have been... nevermind. Becoming senile already, are we?

I bet if it's a boy then he'll be really cute. Same if it was a girl but boys are always cuter kids. Which sounds weird. I'm going to stop writing about that now. No, I live in the Scotland... which is pretty much the same.

I'm a guy, of course I'm disgusting... disgusting but hot. I'm a proud sex fiend. Sex is great. Because it was fun? And that's gross. I probably had sex in the same spot you did. That's a bit weird. Do you really want to ask me about Powell's wood? Really?

Love,
Frankie

[Gavriella Spencer]

Oh. Okay. I thought you were trying to say something else. I still cried, but that's just the pregnancy, I think.

You thought I might have been where? Don't hold back now! I'm not senile. I've just been... forgetful these last few months.

You just made yourself sound like a pedophile. Now I'm not sure I want you near my kid. I'm only joking, of course. I know you didn't mean anything like that. When are you going to move elsewhere?

Why are boys so gross? Now I kind of want to have a girl because aren't baby boys gross, too? Don't they pee in your face? I'll just have Luke change all of the diapers if we have a boy.... Yes, we probably did have sex in the same spot. Thankfully not at the same time, but it still doesn't change the creepy factor. No, I don't want to know anything about Professor Powell.

Xoxo,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

Do you want me to send you chocolate or something? I'd come over but your pregnancy hormones seem to be raging. Haha, you're totally senile! Next thing you know you'll be forgetting where you forgot to put your glasses, old bat. Oh God don't kill me

When Minos invites me to live over at his or something. I don't know. I like being by myself but living on my lonesome is awfully... lonely. You're lucky, living with Luke. Is he a good cook? Does he cook naked

It's in our nature, love. Oh, no. Girls are much more fussy. I can't remember it too well since I was only a kid but Amelia was a pretty noisy baby. They only pee in your face if they hate you That's weird... really weird. I don't want to think about that...

Love,
Frankie

[Gavriella Spencer]

My pregnancy hormones are always raging. You have to just sit back and enjoy the ride. I said that to Luke once, but I was referring to a different sort of ride. Ew, weird. I don't wear glasses! Do I?

He hasn't invited you to live with him yet? What the actual fuck, man. Want me to go over there and knock some sense into him? Crazy pregnant lady, on the loose! I know I'm lucky. Yeah, he's a super cook. But maybe that's just because I'm useless in the kitchen? I only know how to use the microwave.

We are so not fussy. Okay, yes we are. It depends on the baby. Myself? I was an angel. Not really, my mum said she hated me when I was first born. You're the one who brought it up, numbnuts!

Xoxo,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

I can't wait until you actually pop the thing out. I'll enjoy the ride from Minos, thanks. What did you cross out? No, you don't. Unless they're the fake kind of ones. Then you do. But usually you pass on glasses.

I know, right? That'd be nice but no, you don't. You're scary when you're pregnant and he'll probably wet himself. Or offer you a drink. He's really bad with pregnant people. He should cook me dinner sometime. Really? I guess you must make up for it in the sheets then...

You are so fussy. Oh, wow, that's cheerful, Gav. Let's not talk about your mum, yeah? You'll end up crying again and I'll have to get ice-cream with you and then I'll get so fat you'll have to roll me out the door because I can't walk. My nuts are definitely not numb. Just ask Minos.

Love,
Frankie

[Gavriella Spencer]

"Pop the thing out"? Wow, first time I've heard it put that way! To be honest, neither can I. I'm tired of having to pee every five minutes, or not being able to get comfy at night to sleep, or having my balance be way off. And my boobs fucking hurt. I didn't think I wore glasses, but I thought maybe I had gotten them and I was turning senile like you said. Sad face.

Okay, if you're sure. HA HA! It's on my bucket list to make someone wet themself! Please, Frankie? If he offers me a drink, I'll just dump it on his crouch and tell everyone he wet himself because I'm so scary. Oh, yeah, sure! You should come over tonight for dinner! Hey, I guess I do... Never thought about it before!

I'm just saying. I cry over everything. Last night, I cried because I told Luke I wanted peaches, but he came back with nectarines. You won't get fat if you have one owl of ice cream, silly! And look at me - I wonder how much I've gained... Ew, I don't want to ask your boyfriend about your nuts.

Xoxo,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

I could use one of those tacky sport metaphors if you're prefer? Shoot the Quaffle out of the ring... oh fuck, that's a disgusting imaging. I'd sympathise but I don't really know what boobs usually feel like so I can't really comment on that... sad face? No, happy face!

You have a list in a bucket? That's not practical. Just magnet it to your fridge instead. I'm really tempted to say yes... but he'd kill me if he knew I sent you. Dinner tonight? Is Luke cooking? I just want to make sure I don't get food poison is all... joking, joking! You'd kill me properly, not poison me.

That dick. I'm going to beat his arse silly for getting nectarines instead of oranges. I will too... I don't want to comment on your weight but you're eating for two so it's only natural you'll gain some? Don't lie. Yes, you do. He can come up with some really interesting stories about them.

Love,
Gavi

[Gavriella Spencer]

No. Just stop. Stop while you're ahead. Boobs aren't supposed to hurt. When they hurt, it's like this aching pain. No happy face.

Oh my god, you're thick. You've never heard of a bucket list before? It's of all of the things you want to do before you die! Minos will never know that you sent me. I'll go over there on my own and just start telling him off. Luke is cooking, yeah. Yeah, poisoning you would be too easy.

PEACHES! I don't understand what's so hard about remembering that! Peaches and nectarines - and fucking oranges, for that matter! - are all significantly different! Does no one but me care about these things? Oh my god, I'm going to have an anxiety attack.

Xoxo,
Gavi

[Frankie Macmillan]

Go ask Luke to kiss your boobs better. Just stop talking about them to me please.

But why do you put it in a bucket? I was Head Boy, I am not thick! That's just a stupid thing to call a list of things you want to do before you die. What else is on your list? Okay, well, maybe do that. Maybe just don't explain who got you pregnant because I don't think I exactly told him about Luke thing... unless you did?

Fuck, sorry, peaches! And no, not really. Don't have an anxiety attack. It'll be so tragic to see you go into labour because nobody else cares or remembers that they're peaches.

Love,
Frankie

[Gavriella Spencer]

Oh, that's an idea. But I don't know. I'm not horny at all. The Healers said I would be in the last trimester, but I'm sooo not.

Oh my god, Frankie, you don't put the list in a bucket. It's just called a bucket list because of the old saying "to kick the bucket" - AKA to die. What else is on my list? I don't know! I don't actually have a physical list. It's all written in my head, okay? I might have told him about Luke once. I can't remember. All I remember is that we were sitting next to the Black Lake for some reason... and you weren't there.

Thank you for acknowledging the difference! After I pointed it out. I didn't go into labor, in case you were actually wondering. I just cried all night instead. But I'm okay now.

Love,
Gavi