Roxanne

[Roxanne Weasley]

You've never heard of staples? I thought you took muggle studies?

So you're saying I should try it, though? Because that sounded like an advert. But I don't know if I would. Or if I did, I would - I don't know... I'm a chicken, aren't I?

No, it's not but when it's randomly dropped into a sentence after you've contemplated the logistics of the usage of a question mark for half a role of parchment, it's hard to see it as sexy. Its like 'Hey baby, look it's a question mark, look at how odd it is, it's a weird thing isn't it - want to have sex?'

You'll run out of money if you buy your food in every night, love.

I told you it fit with Thyestes' name.


Love, Rox

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I do take Muggle Studies, but whatever they are, I don't think we've covered them, unless I just wasn't listening, which is always possible.

No, not should. I mean, you can if you want, but no pressure or anything - it's your choice. I wasn't really being serious. Do you actually want to? I mean, I'd be careful if I were you - it might make you want to take my clothes off or something terrible...

I was stoned - nothing more to say.

This is true. Ah well, looks like you'll just have to come over and cook for me every night or I might starve to death... Seriously though, I'm pretty sure I can learn to cook basics, especially if I use magic. I don't need a three course meal every night. I've got to learnt sometime anyway - we're leaving school next year and I was never going to do a Dad and live with my parents all my life - I just need to learn a bit sooner now, that's all... That's the least of my worries to be honest, because I haven't even found a job to pay for this place yet.

I think she likes her new name. Or maybe she's just happy because I let her play with Albus' snitch that he left here...

Love, Scorpius