Nik,

You would not believe the rack on the prosecution today. I was going to ask her if I could touch them, but the Minister was right there- shit, Johanna wouldn't want me writing to you about this

Oh, yeah, the "Dear Nik" is supposed to come first, isn't it?

Dear Nik,

Now I can't think of anything to say, this is why I don't write letters properly.

How's school going? Has that girl Are your grades Did you Are you ready to tell me which girl has gone and stolen your heart? (If you're considering answering no, remember that it's my birthday very soon, and I deserve utter worship, considering your presents for the past two years have been shit- was a pack of batteries and a torch supposed to be funny?)

Give Johanna and Brandon my love,
unless I write them first
Travis.

P.S. If the lack of concentration and motivation that this girl has given you extends to replying to letters, I'm going to come to Hogwarts and kill her she's not worth it.