Post by Ophelia Lancaster on Jun 13, 2011 7:24:33 GMT -5
Okay, so basically, I'm stranded on my bed and there's giant freaking rat on the floor and whilst I'm awesome and all, I'm afraid I can't use my Jedi Mind Powers to get rid of this one. I fail, I know. I'm sorry, Obi-Wan Kenobi!
This is kinda my first time writing in a diary thingy, so sorry if it's lameeee. I'm usually not this lame of a person. It's just I really can't take this whole diary shiz seriously since you're very... pink and Hello Kittyish.
I can't believe Jacey-poo thought I'd even like this when I was seven. I mean, awesome seven years olds like me don't do Hello Kitty diaries. They do awesome things instead like climbing trees with the next-door neighbours cat.
Nothing interesting has happened in my life lately. I haven't woken up in any more strangers beds. I haven't really done anything... except, well, okay, I might have convinced a class of second years that Jin Li Chang has herpes but he tried to shoot me with a bow and arrow! I think it was justified.
Oh, also, the dude at the post office is giving me weird looks now. I heard that they had kinky sex toys there for guys who fancy guys and I really wanted to see it. I ended up telling him that I was a tranvestite. It didn't work. I haven't seen any kinky boy toys lately.
Maybe I'll ask Heath to go see if he can get me sexy boy toys? He loves me... although apparently he reckons it's weird that I'm always hitting on him which it's not because he's too pretty for life. I think we make a good combination: too awesome and too pretty. We're going to RULE THE WORLD. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
... Actually, don't. Otherwise that'd mean you've actually been reading this which is kinda weird because... why are you reading a Hello Kitty diary?
Peace out,
The Greatest Person You'll Ever Meet
This is kinda my first time writing in a diary thingy, so sorry if it's lameeee. I'm usually not this lame of a person. It's just I really can't take this whole diary shiz seriously since you're very... pink and Hello Kittyish.
I can't believe Jacey-poo thought I'd even like this when I was seven. I mean, awesome seven years olds like me don't do Hello Kitty diaries. They do awesome things instead like climbing trees with the next-door neighbours cat.
Nothing interesting has happened in my life lately. I haven't woken up in any more strangers beds. I haven't really done anything... except, well, okay, I might have convinced a class of second years that Jin Li Chang has herpes but he tried to shoot me with a bow and arrow! I think it was justified.
Oh, also, the dude at the post office is giving me weird looks now. I heard that they had kinky sex toys there for guys who fancy guys and I really wanted to see it. I ended up telling him that I was a tranvestite. It didn't work. I haven't seen any kinky boy toys lately.
Maybe I'll ask Heath to go see if he can get me sexy boy toys? He loves me... although apparently he reckons it's weird that I'm always hitting on him which it's not because he's too pretty for life. I think we make a good combination: too awesome and too pretty. We're going to RULE THE WORLD. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
... Actually, don't. Otherwise that'd mean you've actually been reading this which is kinda weird because... why are you reading a Hello Kitty diary?
Peace out,
The Greatest Person You'll Ever Meet
