Post by Rosa Rodríguez on May 7, 2011 6:26:05 GMT -5
Okay, let's preface this by saying that I know I'm a slut, so don't judge me and to any of the bitches who may read this, know that I fucking hate labels. I despise them.
I like sleeping around, sure, and I might not be the most morally correct person but the fact of the matter is that I shouldn't be treated like a piece of dirt.
Who doesn't like an orgasm or two? No, seriously, who doesn't? If you do, then tell me and I will fix that fact right away you poor, uncorrupted soul.
Things I've Done This Year:
• Left muscle mags out for Jojo to find... whoops
• Got in a bar fight like a boss
• Announced to my Herbology class that I got pregnant last year
• Made "friends" with Kale Lestrange
• Found out that Bow's weakness is me speaking Spanish... hello, class blackmail
• Had sex with lots of people - Aquarius Flint is fucking ace at using her tongue, by the way
• Gave Gracie a condom and told her that it's a balloon
• Got drunk multiple times
• Broke things off with Bow
• Found an apartment partner after I finish school so I have somewhere to live
Oh, fucking hell, I'm awesome. If anybody reads this, I swear to Merlin that they better give me a high-five next time they see me for being such a badass. I won't even punch them for reading this.
I like sleeping around, sure, and I might not be the most morally correct person but the fact of the matter is that I shouldn't be treated like a piece of dirt.
Who doesn't like an orgasm or two? No, seriously, who doesn't? If you do, then tell me and I will fix that fact right away you poor, uncorrupted soul.
Things I've Done This Year:
• Left muscle mags out for Jojo to find... whoops
• Got in a bar fight like a boss
• Announced to my Herbology class that I got pregnant last year
• Made "friends" with Kale Lestrange
• Found out that Bow's weakness is me speaking Spanish... hello, class blackmail
• Had sex with lots of people - Aquarius Flint is fucking ace at using her tongue, by the way
• Gave Gracie a condom and told her that it's a balloon
• Got drunk multiple times
• Broke things off with Bow
• Found an apartment partner after I finish school so I have somewhere to live
Oh, fucking hell, I'm awesome. If anybody reads this, I swear to Merlin that they better give me a high-five next time they see me for being such a badass. I won't even punch them for reading this.
