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Post by Aquarius Flint on Apr 2, 2011 7:56:22 GMT -5
Alright, diary/journal/digest/whatever the hell these things are supposed to be called. Unfortunately for me, I have somehow developed feelings, and apparently along with feelings come secrets you aren't supposed to tell. So here they are. I refuse to let anything be boring, so prepare to look like a packet of Every Flavour Beans were splattered across the page.
Let's just go through the important people in my life:
Augustus Flint: Right, so Aug. He's my brother, I love him, yady yady yada. He's also dating B (see: Bianca) and attempted to keep this from me. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) neither of these two know the definition of subtle, so it wasn't very hard for me to find out. He also managed to find out about Michael; my boyfriend from fifth year - we dated over the summer between my fourth year and my fifth (his sixth and seventh) and secretly continued it until the end of fifth year. Some awful stuff happened - like, I {a huge burn mark in the parchment}, and then he dumped me because he "didn't want a relationship". Yeah, he's an arse. I haven't told anyone any of this - but I think I'll talk to Bella about it. She deserves to know (and then maybe she'll finally tell me about what happened with her and Seb).
Bianca Hanafiah: B's a good friend of mine, though sometimes I freak her out. I kissed her a while ago in an attempt to make the two oblivious dunderheads everyone else calls Aug and B to realise their feelings for each other. Clearly, it worked. Score one for me. Now, I'm just trying to get Aug and B to admit it aloud (i.e. come on a date with me and a select few), and come up with a cute couple name for them. Baugustus? Gustanca? Bigus? Gosh - there are no cute couple names for them. Sigh.
Eh - I'm tired. I'll continue this later.
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Post by Aquarius Flint on Apr 4, 2011 6:30:16 GMT -5
Okay, so continuing on from last time...
Bella Viena: Okay, so this girl is my best friend - and I have absolutely no idea how she puts up with me. I guess it's sort of weird for her now, because Aug's in a strop about the whole Michael thing, and I sort of yelled at her in Potions because she wanted me to tell him.
I've gotten myself into a bit of a situation, because Bella and I are supposed to be going on a double date with two other people, which spiralled into a shopping trip for half the sixth year girls, and Aug coming along (though he still refuses to admit that Bianca would be his date, because he's completely head over heels for her). The problem is, I can't ask any of my, erm... lovers, shall we say, because that isn't exactly "no strings attached," and I can't think of anyone I haven't dated and/or kissed/made out/ slept with yet, or isn't involved with someone else... I think Kieran Bass is available though, and maybe Aug has a secret friend he's been hiding from me...
Abele Salvatore: Another one of my conquests. Aug and B's best friend, dislikes most of the world, including Bella. Aug doesn't know yet - but I think I'll end up telling him, or Abele will - I should be allowed to kiss my own non-boyfriend in the common room when I want to. Stupid Aug, and his 'feelings'... Anyway, Abele's a sweetheart, but a bit stand-offish - very closed-off about his past. I'll have to fix that.
Rosa RodrÃguez: One of my 'lovers' for lack of a better word. A Gryffindor seventh year. She disappeared last year, and a heap of awful rumours are going around about her, still - do these people have no lives? Some pretty serious stuff happened to her while she was gone - and she finally told me how she got that scar across her stomach. Bowman (yep, another ex of mine) Wood wants to date her - who would have thought it? Bow wanting to settle down!?
Achelois Amazonite, Thaliah Wilde and Julie Peakes: Ace has the most complicated name I've ever seen, I'll tell you that now. These girls are fabulous, all Slytherin sixths - Ace and Tally are in our "clique" to use one of Jerald's awful American words. Julie is being standoffish, but it's no wonder - apparently she's shagging Scorpius Malfoy! If I was doing that, I wouldn't care much about other people... I kid, darling diary!
Other peoples (because I can't be bothered to write all the other names down: Ash is adorable as always, though she's having nightmares; Gwen is a sweetheart, though mad at Jerald because he's being insensitive; Jerald is trying to get over his broken heart by asking out anyone he sees - including Aug!; Gavi threw an excellent party, the highlights of which included drinking a cache of firewhiskey, making out with Rosa, and watching Cassie punch Bow in the face.
That's all for now!
Love,
Ria xx
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Post by Aquarius Flint on Apr 18, 2011 7:58:05 GMT -5
Right, diary - so I apologise for completely forgetting about you, at least until I was jumping on my bed, and you fell off my shelf and landed on my foot. No, actually, I'm not going to apologise - you owe me an apology, and I owe you one, so let's just not say anything. Agreed?
...I realise I sound like a complete nut, just there, but what can I do? At least I'm less crazy than Aug. That's something.
It's the holidays. And I'm so. bored.
Me?! Ria Flint, bored with nothing to do! It makes me wish Mumsy was back - then Aug would try his luck to get disowned, and I would have some entertainment!
...But I don't really want Aug to get disowned...
Writing letters to Bella (and Aug, strangely. I never see him - he's always in his room, doing B knows what) who is on holidays with the seventh years, lucky girl.
Thinking of getting Heathie and V to come over soon - Mumsy can't complain about having 'muggleborn filth' in the house if she isn't here!
Seb invited me to another party while I was at the other one... I only just remembered that... apparently, I was drunk, so I don't remember that much...
Lavinia's being a complete cow - I can't go to my favourite club anymore because she's always there, acting like a limpet and being all... goey over me. I had one (completely attractive) girl start hitting on me then back off because she thought I was with Limpet Lavinia. And then she starts yelling at me about Michael (LL, not the hot girl) like it's my fault he broke up with me, and now can't get a steady girlfriend. Lavvy, you bitch - if you're reading this, which knowing you and your ways, you probably are - it was a year ago, we've both moved on, and your brother isn't half as good in bed as he thinks he is!
It's bad enough we had to play together as children - she always threw sand in my eye when we were at Daddy's private beach - but now she insists on still talking to me?! Merlin, I'm glad she's a Ravenclaw - though how she got into Ravenclaw is beyond me. Poor V - stuck night after night with the hag from hell who never shuts up.
There's an adorable guy who lives next door - Mumsy hates it, he's a Muggle. He's so delicate, though, I'm always afraid I'll break him, so I promised myself I'd go easy on him for a bit.
Kieran's dating Dominique Weasley - Merlin, that girl is gorgeous! - so that puts a plan out of action! Merlin, are there no single guys in this place? And I can't bring a girl because Bella would freak... She's amazingly tolerant, put I don't want to push her too far...
Bells finally told me about what happened with Sebastian - that guy is a bastard. Yet, he's hot, and an awesome shag. Two juxtapositions...
And she told me about her family - they sound like mine, though at least my parents tolerate Aug, for all his... non-themness...
Minos and Frankie are dating - I hope they last, they're pretty fucking adorable together.
Heathie and I had a lovely sarcasm session - I've taught him well! And then we comforted V (it was that day) and I hope we cheered her up, somewhat.
Ran into some little fourth year Snake, who didn't seem to talk much... At least Abele's brother talks! What's his name? Daniel, or something... I wonder if all fourth years are like that?
That's all for now, though I'll probably end up scribbling in this after a while...
Love,
Ria, the Sexiest Person in the Flint Manor
xoxo
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Post by Aquarius Flint on May 28, 2011 5:01:43 GMT -5
Well, diary - you know what? You should have a name. It's really awkward talking {writing} to something that doesn't have a name.
What should I call you? Boris? Matthew? Augustus?
For some reason, I think that you're a boy... what about Bob? Ick, that's boring - why did I even think that, let alone write it down?
The naming of le diary is henceforth suspended, at least until I can get a second opinion.
Moving on:
Well, the apocalyse has happened. No, Aug and Mumsy did not suddenly start talking to each other like normal human beings, nor did Abele and B start making out like something that makes out. No, it it far more tragic - Aug and B broke up.
After all I did to get them together! I kissed B, which is kind of odd, because she's like a sister to me (if I wanted a sister): distant and nice and basically the opposite of me. I mean, when have I ever been 'distant'? Bella always says I have a problem with recognising other peoples space, so 'distant' is not an option... wait, was was I talking about again?
Right - Aug and B.
Anyways, they broke up, basically because B doesn't trust Aug and Aug is an idiot. Go figure.
In other news: I made out with Lachlan Creevey again. It was pretty hot, though he seemed really upset about something.
Stopped 'going out' with the Muggle next door. I think he cried about it after I left, but he'll forgive me by the time next summer comes around. I'm going to need a snugglebuddy.
Held a gathering thing at our place once Heath, V, B and Bells came over; it was pretty fun! I think I got drunk again...
I'm going to throw a party in the common room once Bells gets back from St. Mungo's - it can be a welcome home thingy!
Oh yeah - I put Bella in the hospital because I'm an idiot (aren't Aug and I a pair?) and Apparated without a license and Spliched her. She isn't back yet, but I hope she'll be as good as new soon... it's been kind of creepy, sneaking into Tally's bed at night... I wonder if she knows I've been doing that?
Love Ria
xxx
P.S I promise I'll name you soon, diary! What do you think of the name "Heath"?
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Post by Aquarius Flint on Jul 12, 2011 5:12:08 GMT -5
I've come up with a name for you, diary! I was talking to Minos - my cousin, ex-Slytherin, ex-Head Boy, dating Frankie {do I really have to explain who Frankie is? That seems like too much work}, and currently unemployed and living off his parents. Anyway, I asked him what I should call you, and he decided that Boris was the least icky out of all the names I considered. I don't know what issue he had with any of the names, but then, he's Minos. He doesn't really have to make sense.
So, it's summer now, and I'm INCREDIBLY BORED. There are no words for how bored I am at the moment.
I've seen some people, which was nice, and eaten muffins, and owled Bella to tell her that she's coming to live with me for the summer, but what have I really done?
I haven't seduced anyone new, I haven't gotten drunk, I haven't gone to parties, I haven't figured out what the bloody hell is going on with B and Aug - they're being all complicated now - and I haven't done anything so completely outrageous that even people who know me well would be shocked.
I know it's only been a week and a half, but still - it's summer. My veryveryvery last summer ever before I actually have to work for a living.
There's Aphrodite - Mumsy's owl - at the window again... probably Jerald, replying to my last letter. Did you know that he isn't a transvestite anymore?
Write to you later, Boris!
Love,
Ria, The Girl Who Remains Bored
xoxo
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Post by Aquarius Flint on Aug 18, 2011 6:53:15 GMT -5
LIST OF AWESOMES:
[the top five]
1. Aquarius Flint [Me! obviously I have to be first, since I am a) the creator of this list, and b) awesome!]
2. Bella Viena [Me best friend! She is awesome, because she's a slytherin, my best friend, awesome - does that count? Can a reason for awesomeness be that they're awesome? - and also, she's my best friend. Apparently, awesomeness is catching.]
3&4. Heath Macmillan & Ophelia Lancaster [Me other best friends! I couldn't decide between them, so they can go together! They are awesome, even though Heath is sometimes stuffy and unfun, and doesn't like prostitutes, and thinks I don't know where I'm going - wait, why is he on this list again?! ... Right, because he's my best friend. That's one redeeming quality. Also, he's hot.
Ophelia is also awesome, and hot, and she actually likes prostitutes and strip clubs, and doesn't think that our NEWTs are the end of the world. Also, she's hot.]
5. Augustus Flint [Me brother! He's only really on here because he's related to me, and because if he found this list and he wasn't on it, he'd be offended, and do something horrible. Like dye my hair red... Actually, that would be awesome!]
Loveth,
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