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Lucy, Nov 19, 2012 15:34:22 GMT -5

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Post by James Potter on Nov 19, 2012 15:34:22 GMT -5

Lucy,

I found this in my stuff, and I've cleverly deduced it's yours by the following astoundingly brilliant logic:

1) The large 'L' on the front narrowed it down to either yourself, Lily or Louis
2) It probably isn't Louis, because it's small and girl-sized
3) It's not Lily's because it has a name-tag saying 'Lucy Weasley' sewn into the neck for an instance such as this.

Anyway, thought I'd return it to you - I figured Lily had probably picked it up by accident (baffled by the 'L', you see), but if it was a deliberate attempt on your behalf to lose it, I'm sorry. Try burning it or something?

Love from your favourite relative,
James

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He's attached this letter to a package containing a Weasley jumper

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Lucy, Nov 19, 2012 20:56:02 GMT -5

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Post by Lucy Weasley on Nov 19, 2012 20:56:02 GMT -5

To my second most disliked member of the family,

Since when do you actually look through your stuff to start with, P1 (is it going to take you hard work with your 'astoundingly brilliant logic to work that nickname out? I bet it'll take you all year)?

It probably could be Louis', you know. He's rather dainty and girly. ~~Abby probably mistook him for a girl when she decided to kiss him~~ Besides, he'd have thought he was being clever by sewing my name on the back of it so I'd have to be sent the stupid bloody thing.

But there just possibilities. Showing how easily tricked your 'astounding brilliant logic' could be. Do you think Gran would go off her nut if I sent the jumper back? Because she can just piss off if she thinks I'm wearing that astrocity.

- Lucy

P.S. Don't sign off with 'love'. People will think you were a fucking Hufflepuff or something.

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Lucy, Nov 28, 2012 5:29:56 GMT -5

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Post by James Potter on Nov 28, 2012 5:29:56 GMT -5

Lucy-goosey,

Second most disliked? I'm hurt, Lucy. Hurt, I tell you. Who did I beat?

P1 - perfect one? As in, 'Oh, Perfect One, what can I do to be like you?' Mind you, you seem mean, so I'll presume Potter 1. Which is incorrect, because, you know, there are loads of Potters before me, including at least one other James Potter. And I look through my stuff when I'm moving and have to pack. Duh.

The major flaw in that is that darling Louis wouldn't have that imagination. Think it through, Lucy dearest. It's elementary, Watson. I'm like Sherlock Holmes, that muggle detective thing that Rose and Lily read, but better. Way more attractive, for a start.

My logic is right though, so they're not legitimate possibilities and your point is moot. Yes, she will. She'll explode, don't do it. Remember that time we tried to hang Dominique upside-down in the tree ? It'll be worse than that. Just hide it - send it to Louis or Lily or someone you hate.

LOVE,
Jamie.

PS.- What's wrong with Hufflepuffs? ~~I copped off with a Hufflepuff once, pretty decent.~~

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